2003-08-20 - 4:28 p.m. Mr. Boredom's at my shoulder Entries like this are why my diary gets low ratings. Rather not low, because I guess on the grand scheme of things I have good ratings, but I am writing this entry against my will. �Against your will Gump?� you might say, �But who is there making you write.� Why kids, it�s Mr. Boredom. �But Gump, you are known for being clever and funny.� All a lie kids. All a lie. See today the normal �funny� isn�t coming out to play. This is because I am mind zapped. You have seen these entries before, and you are seeing another one now. It�s the entry that�s just complete and utter shit. See this is what happens. My job gets really, really boring. I usually just wrote what I consider to be a good entry, and then I get over stimulated from excitement of having actually written something humorous. Then I realize that�s the best I am going to do for the day, maybe the week. And usually it really is. But I also realize that I need something else to do with my time. So I piddle. Pa-diddle. And I wait for some muse to come down and grant me some goddamn idea like a fairy fucken godmother. But grandma�s on vacation and I am left here holding my mental wang in my hand, limp as a piece of French bread that just got put in the sink. So I read other people�s diaries. Hoping that something will give me a jolt. But it was a fairly mundane day. Dinguspie updated the power beast theme and nerves to grad school, and I left him like 30 notes which were all ass. My lobsters were pretty silent today, (there are three of you) Danny and Marie were silent. (that�s one person) A few new ones really interested me. My �e� girls. Elliorange and Emiline220 really took the load today. Poppyfish was interesting, but has been on a strange movie kick lately. Also, Procrasto came in with probably the best entry of the day. So then I started banner surfing, and even went to Squirrel X, who is nice and all, but I refuse to submit to her over advertising whims yet. I do like those silly banners though. Overall, I am generally unsatisfied with the diaries that I read today outside my buddy list. A few decent ones, but nothing that grabbed me. So then I just start finding diaries, through a uiugi (I have no hope of spelling this word. �wee-gee--) board methodology of trying to find the inspiration in diaryland. So I read. And I wait. And the clock ticks. Nothing. I found very little that was worth reading; a few, but the percentage was low. And then I get phonecall�It�s Mr. Boredom. Yes Sir�what do you want? You want me to write an entry? Oh for Christ Sake, I am so dull today. My eyes are glazed over from all that silly reading I did. What?! Write about me. No way. I want to avoid that. I done such a good job lately. How about I write about some fictional story or something about the news again� Me? No way. I�ll do that tomorrow. I will write some crap entry about not wanting to write an entry. Yes I know that will be really crappy. Yes I am fine with that. No I don�t have a standard to maintain. Listen boredom, I will write cause that will kill time, but I will not, I repeat ,will not be proud of it. Yes�I promise to write about me tomorrow. Ass. I called you an ass. Why? Why!? Cause I am running out of material. ----Anyway. I was reading this one diary today. Here was the whole entry. I took my dog for a walk today. The bastard filled up two whole bags with poop Regardless to say that was my favorite diary of the day. I really hope that everyone can forgive me for this awful entry. My mind will be in place tomorrow. I will not burn it out on video games. I think this isn�t the worst entry ever, but anyone who got this far HAS to be disappointed. | |||||||||||
