2005-06-30 - 12:34 p.m. This Post has a History. When we went to the Chicago White Sox game, they didn't search our bags. That was awesome. Here are 10 Reasons why it�s stupid they don�t allow bags at Fenway.
9.) The real reason security is searching is for beer at less than 6.00 a cup. 8.) Since Islam doesn�t allow drinking, they�d stick out like sore thumbs. 7.) We�ve seen what Sox fans due to Yankees Fans, can you imagine what they would do to a terrorist! 6.) What a great target guys! The smallest ballpark in the country! 5.) Since the abduction of the Philly Phanantic, Wally has been trained to double as a Bomb Sniffing Monster. 4.) There is no place for the Libyans to park their van. 3.) Remdawg would stop them. 2.) If the Sox got blown up, we�d retire as champs! 1.) Its not like Terrorist could get tickets to a game anyway. |