2004-05-26 - 10:48 a.m. BLARG in da House Captain�s Log, Day two, we are out to see when a man sees movement on the starboard side. I came up to the poop deck� (hehehe) and I opened my eye to witness the tremendous size of �Garvantor The Beast of Hell�s Hell� �BLARG! GRUFF SPITTLE SPAT SPIT� He proclaimed as he reached forward to eat me. My neck and head separated, I ran into my office to write everything down before I forgot. Since I no longer had a brain, this was the best I could do. Shhhh. Garvantor comes, and this Sea Dog shall meet his doom; headless and soiled. BLARG ZUMP CRATE! ______________________________________ Ahh, poor Capt� Anyway, it�s still monster week, and since we know that all monsters come from Japan, I will now show you the final portion of monster week�s Japan and BLARG special. This is because I will not be in work for the rest of the week, and hence, this might be the last update for a bit. That isn�t to say it WILL be, it just MIGHT be. I am going to dedicate the following signs to my roommates. This one is for Kerbang. He won�t deny it. He thinks he is excellent. Rock on my dear friend Kerbang. Profess away. This one is for Ready Because he likes hot tubs. And this is a hot tub. And to expand on that, its only now that I realize what an awful idea this is. And by idea I am talking about my diary, not just this entry. For Risa No explanation needed. Okay, so that�s just stupid. I am going to stop now. If you are reading this there is a little theory they imploy in Saturday night live a lot. You ever notice how when the skit is really bad and there is just one joke, they keep repeating it until its funny. My friends and I had rules like that, which I will put in another entry, but I just want to point out that BLARG, is one such joke. Don�t forget to wash your blarg? Don�t take your eye off the blarg. The early blarg gets the blarg. Killing me softly with his blarg I like Big Blargs and I cannot lie It�s Blarg, It�s Blarg, It�s Blarg, its in my head. Red Red Blarg I�d stop the world and Blarg with you. It�s not funny, but thoroughly readable. At least to those of you who don�t have commitment issues. And on that note, here are two additional jokes which have now been over done in my diary, also stolen from the internet. And by jokes I mean things that make me want to cry with sickness and stupidly. | |||||||||||
