2003-08-01 - 11:36 a.m. A Question of Beer and Children Ever have so much beer that you poured it on yourself? I did. But not that I had so much in me, as much as I bought way to much. Our last week my freshman year we bought so many 30 packs we lost count. We ran out of fridge space, sink space, and cooler space. We even had an inflatable pool filled with ice and beer. We still had extra beer!! So we got drunk four days in a row. And Binge drinking for hours. Games of send it pack which were unimaginable. And on the final day we got really drunk, and began pour beer on others, and then ourselves. We laughed and laughed and laughed. We had more beer left after this pouring contest. That night was the night where I had my first cigarette. They made me do the whole thing in one breath. I was drunk, and was challenged into it. The kinda shit you never fall for sober. �You can�t do that�..pussy� Yep. It was the second best I had ever felt in my life when I finished. Then I fell down. Then I puked. The next morning was the best shower ever. I hope my kids don�t do that. I want my kids to do this. Yes. They will be fantastic hunting dogs, much like I was when I was younger. I could track a fox to the deep gully and highest peak. Actually kids are pretty useless I think. I mean I can�t think of one good reason to have kids, expect for joy and happiness. (who needs that when you got depression!!) I mean the more kids hang around the more they cost you. They are leeches. Cancerous leeches. Oh wait�I can think of one thing kids are good for. I�ll take six!!! Questions�can you believe it???? 1) Now we all know that you are good looking and smart. But if you had to pick between being a good actor and getting good, non-lead roles in Hollywood, or writing really amazing novels that people would love, Which would you pick? Of course, if you write you will not be known for looks, if you act you will not be able to write. 2) What do you regret doing in life? Are there some major issues you wish you could go back and redo? What is the one thing in your past you would like to change? 3) Bats are quite the adversary. However, Dolpins are quite smart. They both use sonar. If they were in space and blindfolded, who would win in a fight? Assuming they could move around fairly normally. (10 Bats per 1 dolphin) 4) What were the ten most awful things about High School? 5) What level of wealth would let you retire? How much money? If you retired what would you want to do in life? If you made your money through something you liked doing, would you retire? And what would that something be? Would love ever make you stop doing something in your career? Bonus: Do you think Kobe put it in her butt? Cyclops or Nightcrawler? Gambit or Rogue? Wolverine or Deathstrike? 1) Why Diaryland? What the hell brought you here, and what are the things that let you stick with it? What will make you stop? 2) When we die, what happens? What it your image of what happens? What were you told happens by others? And how has that changed from your experiences? 3) You diary talks about your boyfriend and has pictures of you and you seem confident in both your person and looks. Yet you have said that your father wishes you to lose weight. Why do you think that�s important to him? Are you angry that your mother moved in on the promise you dad made regarding transportation? When you get older with your husband, how are you going to be different than your parents? 4) What are your ten favorite things to do in life? 5) When you are older, what do you HOPE the world is like? What do you think THINK it will be like? What is the one thing you hope changes in the world in the next fifty years that�s reasonable. (world peace, cake for everyone are unacceptable answers). What do you think will never change? Bonus: What is your favorite carbohydrate? You may pick only one. 1)Why Diaryland? What the hell brought you here, and what are the things that let you stick with it? What will make you stop? 2) What the worst thing that happens in your 20�s. What the best thing? What�s something from your youth you wish you could have now? What�s something that you are glad to be rid of? 3)You probably have friends that get on your case about being single. What do you tell them? What�s the best part about it? What is the worst part about it? When you were 20 where did you see at this age? Are you happy or sad about your answer? 4)What are the 10 best places you have visited in your travels? Where do you want to settle down? 5) What is your single greatest fear about your life right now? What is your greatest hope? Do you think things turn out for the best? What exhilarates you still to this day? Bonus: Do you prefer music or movies? Musicals or Comedy Shows? Dinner out or Dinner in? 1)Why Diaryland? What the hell brought you here, and what are the things that let you stick with it? What will make you stop? 2) What do you miss most about Florida? What do you love most about Boston? If there was one thing from Florida you could bring to Boston that ISN�T people, what would it be and way? 3) Do you find your job satisfying and rewarding? Is it something you could do for a long time? If you could be anything or do anything what would you do? What do you think makes people happier right away; money or love? Which would you rather have tomorrow? 4) What are ten things that people should know about you, but you never tell them? 5) If you were born a guy instead of a girl how do you think your life would be different, if at all. How would it be different. How would it be the same? (you wouldn�t have THOSE dogs I bet) ;) Bonus: What is the best color? What is your favorite color? What is the true meaning of beauty? Is beauty related to truth? Okay skippies. That�s all for now. | |||||||||||
