2003-12-08 - 9:56 a.m. 36 inches 36 inches. That�s what the news said we got. I mean�how much snow we got. I can�t dispute them, once the snow grows over a foot and a half it�s just �too much.� But just to give you some idea�you probably know a few people under 6�0� tall. So picture once we stack the snow up�it�s really 72 inches high. That�s about 6�0� right there. I know that it�s really high cause when I was drunk Saturday I went into the snow. Here�s why: We were drunk for Shelly�s surprise birthday party. What we did was get a pinyata in the shape of Pikachu. After taking a bet to it, we quickly realized that the �nips� that we placed inside Mr. Chew were not a good idea, as he began leaking hard liquor from his anus. Anyway. We had put paratroopers inside the pinyata also. You know what these are. They are those little army soilders with the plastic �parachute� attached to them. Well we decided to toss them out the window. So I opened the window, and opened the screen. But I was drunk, and instead of opening it, I sent it sailing into the night from the second story window. �Fuck� But we tossed the paratroppers, which was a BLAST. Then I went out like a bloodhound to retrieve both the troopers and the screen. *Repeat* except for the screen. That was pretty fun, but since the snow was crotch height at that point, it gave a new meaning to �blue balls.� Anyway, the best thing said all night was Kerbang�s loving of the Bonus Room. He rated it an �8� Lowlights mostly included shoveling. Also I think it snowed on the internet because it�s been spotty all day. We really wished that Anniewaits was at the apartment this weekend, for several reasons. The first being that we all were together, got drunk, and had a good time. Risa and kerbang had a rough go at it. Risa was in bed by 9:30 after drinking beer, wine, and mudslides. Kerbang, on the other hand, was in the bathroom (for non-mentionable reasons) and was wasted enough to consider taking a nap there. Good times. The second was that even the biggest snow lover would have been destroyed by what happened to New England this weekend. Our town in particular got hit worst by the Nor�easter. Plus we could always use someone else to grab a shovel. And by that I mean we needed more horny girls at the party. Hehehehehe All in all though we had a nice turnout of about 14 people. Pretty solid time considering that we had some people cancel/backout. Valid. Sorry for the lack o updated. | |||||||||||
