2003-06-13 - 10:49 a.m. Hussies So last night I remember this kid who I lived with Brian Ernst. He was a 25-year-old kid who has been repeating his junior year of college to long. He was a great kid. He got really overweight and then dropped like 60 pounds and looked like a heroin addict. Anyway he used to say, �Aww man, we need to throw a party. A big bash, and invite lots of hussies. Lots of little hussies.� Then we would laugh because he�s so dirty. But then we all started calling each other hussies cause that�s pretty funny. Like I would be GumpHussie. He would be Hussie Ernsts and so on. I mean this isn�t masterpiece theater stuff here, just stupid college boy fun. This brings me to the point. The point is last night I tried to tell someone this and it didn�t go well. Lets watch gumphood24: I like calling girl hussies (a long internet AOL IM pause, you know like one where people are either away from their computer or just too shocked to answer) SNOOPY_ANGEL67: Okay.. (okay, the hardest answer to interpret. I mean is it a sarcastic okay, or like a accepting okay. Or a confused okay�.I will never know.) gumphood24: No No No �. I mean that I call people hussies. gumphood24: Everyone is a hussie. People are hussies SNOOPY_ANGEL67: Lol � okay (oh god�.) gumphood24: No see we are all hussies� gumphood24: Not you gumphood24: Just me�I�m the hussie. I am a mega-hussie SNOOPY_ANGEL67: lol�are you okay? gumphood24: I am okay for a hussie SNOOPY_ANGEL67: Why do you want to call everyone a hussie? gumphood24: I have a VD. (this of course was before I saw the question) gumphood24: I don�t call people that. I am the world hussie. I am a hussie everyman. SNOOPY_ANGEL67: What are you talking about? gumphood24: I am trying to tell you the philosophical loophole of my original statement. SNOOPY_ANGEL67: Why would you want to do that? gumphood24: Be gumphood24: cause gumphood24: I am a big gumphood24: idiot. SNOOPY_ANGEL67: I can�t argue with that gumphood24: who gumphood24: thx :p gumphood24: is only concered with the hussie content of people. gumphood24: there hussie proportions SNOOPY_ANGEL67: Alright dude, I�m going to bed� gumphood24: No wait�I am sorry. I don�t mean to hussifiy you. gumphood24: Drown you will hussie talk gumphood24: I know you are gonna stay SNOOPY_ANGEL67: really�why gumphood24: Cause we are all silly little hussies. gumphood24:ahahahahah gumphood24: No listen � just me� I am the uber hussie SNOOPY_ANGEL67: I don�t care if you are the King Hussie gumphood24: You can�t be King gumphood24: You can only be a Hussie Queen. Or a king Hussien�.of Jordan� SNOOPY_ANGEL67: what the fuck are you talking about gumphood24: I�m sorry bebe. I just trying to be sweet. gumphood24: A sweet hussie� gumphood24: I just want to get all hussed out. SNOOPY_ANGEL67: You are killing me you know that. gumphood24: I�m just trying to talk to you. I�m just connecting. SNOOPY_ANGEL67: I just don�t understand why you suddenly started talking SNOOPY_ANGEL67: about only hussies and stuff gumphood24: Sometimes I loose it� gumphood24: because I am the the every-hussie SNOOPY_ANGEL67: I am going. And also hussy is spelled with a �y� gumphood24: I�m just an uneducated hussie, who can�t spell. Its alright SNOOPY_ANGEL67 has logged off at 11:34 on Thurday the12 gumphood24: Aww don�t go. gumphood24: I got hussie needs. gumphood24: My VD is crabs�that�s not that bad. gumphood24: Shout out to the hussy!!! Sometimes I just forget that I am human and start talking all weird online. I apologize to anyone who catches me when I say dumb things like that. Its happening at work sometimes. Like two days ago I told my co-workers that I wanted an legion of jockeys to follow me around so I felt tall. And also that I hoped Roger Clemens got attacked by a golden retriever during his next game. I mean some times I am insane. But usually I am just a hussie ~Gump Also, that�s not the exact conversation. I think it went something like that, but I made myself out to sound better. I think I probably sounded worse. Hehehe. | |||||||||||
