2003-06-01 - 3:29 p.m. Techincal Diffffff Just to clear a few things up. Gumphood is my online name. Its not my real name. No one really calls me Gump in real life. Except my parents and my friends. I will not divulge the secrets of my name just yet, for then I will lose my powers of an Internet guru. HAHAHAHAHA. I would hate to see if I "lost" my power. I have already had a headache trying to post this. thats why the links need to be cut and pasted. Instead I just want to introduce you to my worldwide life. Oh, by the way, my flashbacks are real. Those are real part of my life, glamorized a little. This entry is not. The things you are about to see are probably not true. 1) I have a clothing line. I am fond of the sweatshirt mostly. The rest just needs to be equipped with a Hood. Here is the link: http://www.cafeshops.com/gumphero.3193254 2) I run my own consulting company. I think it will really take off when I understand what it is doing for the community. Oh but wait, its a consulting company, so never mind. Here is the link: http://www.vertices.net/newsletter/v101/under_hood.html 3) A movie was made about my life. I wasn't too pleased with it. I looked to old and frankly rather retarded. Here is the link http://www.amovie-posters.com/c10526-forrest-gump.html 4) I have a few brothers. They are listed under the G's. They are all cool. Except for matt, he's a fuck off. Here is the link: http://www.stuorg.iastate.edu/uda-norman/video_list.html 5) I own my own windsurfing company. And man, am I good. I can't even tell you how that feels. Here is the link: http://www.roho.co.uk/windsurfing_photos.html 6) And last but certain not least, I am a big time Drag racer. I like hanging out with hooter girls and chicken mascots. Don't race me cause I got sweet hood graphics. here is the link: http://www.exclusivestyles.com/photoalbum_mixed_pictures_2.html All in all I am pretty amazing. I would say that I bet that you wish you were me, due to all the cool things I do. A matter of fact, I wish I were me too. Cause then I feel at least I would be really cool. | |||||||||||
