I was really �off� yesterday.
I went out with my friends and I was really lame. I would tell bad jokes, and I would drool, and then I would just be awful, and I was really hungry.
Then I talked to Carla and got into a big fight because I was being an idiot. When I get awful I have a hard time answering direct questions. I try to avoid them. Its really strange. Anyway she got pist, rightfully. I was the idiot.
Then I forgot to do this thing I told my friends I was going to do. It wasn�t anything hard to do either. It would be like if someone told you to come over and �by the way, don�t forget to bring you car.�
Then I came over and I was just a big loser. The best part was that they had no problem telling me that. They were like, �Gump, man. You are awful. You are a �3�. Snap out of it�
Then I think I made this stuffed animal mouth off at him, which kinda pist him off. He lowered my rating to a "2"
I just kept on sucking. Then we went to Dunkin Donuts, and hung out. I showed up late because I talked with Carla again, and I pulled over on the side of the road to talk. That didn�t go as well as I hope, for you see, I was still a blathering moron.
Then my friends called. I was actually asked, �is there anything wrong with you? I�m worried.�
Then they made fun of one of my entries. And I had no defense. I was like yeah...I know it was kinda dramatic to say saleen instead of tears. But I was going for style.
My style was just awful. I was awful. I mean not funny, and kinda dopey.
Also it took me all morning to write this entry, and its really a bad entry. So I guess I am still an idiot.
So I guess the point of all this that I need more sleep and to eat so I am not all hungry and out of it. Cause lets face it diaryland, A dopey Gump is a lonely Gump.
~Gump
PS I think I use "so I guess" too much.
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