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2003-05-16 - 4:21 p.m.

Canidate for Deletion



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Kibby Kibby Ku Ku Cluck

I got nothin and don't give a fuck

Cranny Nanny poopy pants

My rhymin suck and I can't dance.

My entry blows

I shop at Lowes

My mind is in a rut

I wish I was a slut

I hate entries that rhyme

I wish I had the time

To write something sublime.

My beats are all off

I readers should scoff

at this shitty prose

that still blows

but goes on and on and on and on

Leave me a note

You silly jamoke

I will be drunk later on

And I will get scolded by my mom

when I stay up late

on this historic date

to write my first drunk entry

I wish I drove a Bently.

Christ. This entry sucks and this is what I am going out on the weekend. I will get blasted and write a blasted email tonight. I predict it will be awful and I will delete both of these

Oh and the Guestmap makes me LAUGH. Thanks creative people. Hay Popie

~gump

PS all my reviewers will come right now

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