Comments:

jes - 2006-01-20 17:05:13
this was awesome. I've only seen season 1, but I can't wait for season 2.
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Clipchick - 2006-01-20 17:11:17
That was so super cool, funny...and true! Good job, Gump!
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Matty - 2006-01-20 17:12:20
Awesome! Now do John Locke!
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dom - 2006-01-20 17:17:39
You know, Jack Bauer would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe. He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road. Did I ever tell you about the time I had breakfast with Jack Bauer? Jack Bauer drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin! He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health. His poop is considered currency in Argentina!

Bill Brasky skits from SNL
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Rumblelizard - 2006-01-20 17:29:57
I've never watched 24, but now I think I may start. Also, Helen Keller was indeed mute. (That is, she was able to make sounds, but not intelligibly.) http://www.rnib.org.uk/xpedio/groups/public/documents/publicwebsite/public_keller.hcsp
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sexyatheist - 2006-01-20 17:45:41
these sound an awful lot like something else i found and read today. just click on the URL i left for myself. and it will take you to heaven.
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girl - 2006-01-20 17:57:40
Oh my ... after I actually looked up the name "Jack Bauer" I got it ... even though I thought it was kinda funny before I knew what you were talking about.
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Kelly - 2006-01-20 18:10:12
I am so glad I sent you that link. Not only did you get an entry out of it but by not providing the link sent, you're taking credit for it. Kudos. I would say "May Jack Bauer have mercy on your soul" but Jack Bauer shows mercy to no man.
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Jesse - 2006-01-20 18:12:12
Sometimes comments are weird.
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Erin - 2006-01-20 20:47:49
My name is Inigo Montoya and you killed my father. Prepare to die. That was a good movie (Princess Bride, I think it's called).. Um, I prefer Robin Hood: Men in Tights though....
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Phil - 2006-01-20 23:14:09
I'm feeling the man love for Jack.
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Judith - 2006-01-20 23:26:49
Ha! My favorite, though I loved them all, is the "when you open a can of whoop ass, Jack Bauer jumps out". I love that man. And I love Keifer. Cause you can't love one without the other.
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sharon - 2006-01-21 02:28:45
best.....entry...EVER. god i love that show. i think all shows with 6 letters or less [24, lost, x-files] make me happy in the pants and other places, i guess. i'm drunk.
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razor-vixen - 2006-01-21 12:46:03
did you hear the rumour that Jack Bauer might be killed off & a new "super-agent" would replace him?!?! No!!! Can't be true!!!!!!
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Acorn - 2006-01-21 12:47:14
Deja vu, Dom.
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Kenny - 2006-01-21 16:08:10
Jack Bauer would kill you just for revealing those facts on your diary. But first he'd injure you really bad, then make you think that he was going to take you to the hospital.
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kelly - 2006-01-21 22:37:05
Jack Bauer and people with Downs Syndrom don't get along too well. Mostly because Jack thinks they look suspiscious and shoots them dead on the spot.
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candoor - 2006-01-22 00:56:03
Jack Bauer is secretly writing this diary.
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alskjhfgashfioaejq205ufajkf v - 2006-01-22 23:28:54
Jack Bauers favorite football team is the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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jennifer - 2006-01-23 06:57:33
What--so busy watching 24 that there's no comment on Theo? It took me FOUR DAYS to learn the news!!! Mostly 'cause all we watch in my house these days is Dora the Explorer. But I figured you'd've said *something*...
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Al - 2006-01-23 09:40:34
LOL. My favourite was, "Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas."
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Nina Myers - 2006-01-23 11:43:16
I bet you can't wait for the 24 movie
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pantrypuff - 2006-01-23 20:09:28
that is freaking hilarious
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renee - 2006-03-08 20:06:06
hellen keller was deaf and blind, so she couldnt talk. thats why its funny that he made her talk.
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