Comments:

Matty - 2005-12-19 14:22:22
It seems the the speedo runners are somehow both retahded AND retahded. Were there any Down Syndrome runners? They could be the thrice-retahded.

Now I'm thinking about what a Down Sydrome dude would sound like with a Boston accent.
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Gumphood - 2005-12-19 14:23:40
They sound Canadian.
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Al - 2005-12-19 15:04:00
You're funny...and by funny, I mean...not funny...and by not funny, I mean retahded.
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Pfirsich - 2005-12-19 15:09:51
Ooh,I�m really into the accent.I�m going to pick it up,I swear! I am going to pick it up,even now I can manage to let one word slide out in Boston accent from time to time.When I�m talking to myself,which I do often to entertain myself,you know,at work and stuff.Couple of days ago I said:pa-tner!!!!Instead of partner. I really don�t dislike the accent.
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infamy - 2005-12-19 15:11:37
Gump - I have never heard you sound like anything other than a generic white middle-American. You no-more have a Boston accent than I do.
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Jackie - 2005-12-19 15:19:19
Wicked fuckin retahded, guy. Love the bit about buying Helen Keller a Revlon kit. =)
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Phil - 2005-12-19 15:23:34
You forgot the ulitmate englishness test. Was he wearing socks with sandals?
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Gumphood - 2005-12-19 15:36:18
Phil ... I was not aware! Is that a very English thing to do? I am very interested.
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Summer Gale - 2005-12-19 16:18:27
Kong was incredible! You'll love it! BTW do you live in Boston????? I'm in Plymouth! I'll have you and a guest down for a cook out next summer! As far as Englishmen I never knew one to be mistaken for a retahd but alot of them have effeminate gestures and cros their legs when they sit. Did he cross his legs?
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Summer Gale Again - 2005-12-19 16:22:23
OOPSY! I just read better and you *did* see it. I'm buying it the minute it comes off the shelves. When Kong showed up to save her from the T-Rex's I was humming "My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble" hey la hey la my BF's back! And the swinging vines scene? Awesome!
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Procrasto - 2005-12-19 16:43:14
Mt Gump. One of these days we must go get retahded drunk (or 'fou retard�' as les Qu�becois say - or 'blathered' as the Scots say)... Have you ever seen an albino 'little person'?
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awittykitty - 2005-12-19 16:53:22
Who cares about this whole debate, I just want that last guy with the bows on his nipples under my Christmas tree this Sunday morning. Woot! :-)
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candoor - 2005-12-19 17:04:35
I'm with kitty, except I wanna know where the closeups of the girls modelling their bikinis are... after all, it's a fashion show for charity, right?... I also second the 'go see Kong' vote...
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bethany - 2005-12-19 17:17:53
a little pee leaked out.
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jess - 2005-12-19 17:49:37
As unpolitically correct as this entry was, I loved it and I love you for writing it. LOL. xoxo - me
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jess - 2005-12-19 17:51:05
Goddamn, my medicine makes me write strange things. I meant to say "politically incorrect." DAMN, I am mentally challenged. xoxo - me
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zying - 2005-12-19 20:58:28
lol. nice analysis gump. im sure the english appreciated it. send some love. peace.
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Phil - 2005-12-19 21:01:04
Horribly english Gump. I saw some at the beach today. Eeech.
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alice - 2005-12-19 23:24:16
Gump, Now Im gonna school you in retards. Life expectancy for peeps with Downs is actually older than you think. Except the baby boomer generation(our parents) were mostly put in homes. Just the other day I saw a sr.tard...he was totally working the discount at Walmart. The mentally disabled will tackle you and rip your socks off for calling them retared. Seriously they will rip your shit apart! Some of them have super strength. A lot of them work the angles...oh yeah I can get away with getting someone to do this for me because Im a tard..or you wont do this for me Im going to crap my pants as payback bitch. Seriously dude my bestfried works with young adults with various mental disabilities and she tells me all the dirt. Like they love to party. and how do you know it wasnt a retard drunk on Old English? and if youve never heard anyone with Downs have an accent are you implying that it must be an American thing?
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Tarnia - 2005-12-20 05:20:30
1) Mentally disabled people aren't as weird as the english, seriously, my sister is autistic and she's looked at some of my english friends as if she thinks They're retarded. 2) You can insult/upset them - but be careful, they have no qualms kicking the crap out of you and blaming it on their disabilities. Sly bastards. 3) I'm betting the guy was English too. Especially if he does have sandals with socks..shudders...weird people, and if he spoke in a slightly patronising/vague way. I'm so glad I'm welsh.
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Kelly - 2005-12-20 08:54:09
I can count to potato!
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Peter Griffin - 2005-12-20 08:57:56
We prefer to be called "Little People"
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Warren - 2005-12-20 09:24:41
Franks and beans!
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-12-20 13:18:03
Shame on you, Gumpy, for such a horribly overdone stereotypical description of the English. While it is true that we all have godawful teeth and drink tea all day long, we are not all retarded. And I have never seen a shitload of Americans with bad teeth. No sirree.
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cloudy - 2005-12-22 16:07:06
Wow, noboday said this yet? ***clears throat*** Y O U A R E ! ! !
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