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Matty - 2005-10-19 16:11:48
First!
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Ange - 2005-10-19 16:13:36
I can't get in to the private access forum, so I'm going to post my guesses in here: I believe the Cavemen got the most responses. And the Video Game guy got the least. I'm just going in chronological order. Also, because I'm sorta singlish and a woman and I'd rather date a caveman than someone with major issues. Also...the video game guy will never get laid. It's just his destiny as long as the games are number one on his list of priorities. Let me know if I was close....
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Ange - 2005-10-19 16:15:56
Also: The caveman is from Pangea, so he is probably the most continental/global-minded of the bunch. I liked that touch.
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razor-vixen - 2005-10-19 16:23:40
But the abs are nice! Of course...what does his face look like, is the question.
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Clipchick - 2005-10-19 16:27:29
"I think we got the same chin action happening with our chins". That one alone should get the most responses simply because it is the most.classic.sentance.EVER!
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jennifer - 2005-10-19 16:29:11
An, personals...The last bastion of dating hell...I'll go for the caveman, too. He, at least, doesn't sound desperate. Oh, and I'm not telling you any more threesome stories, Mr. Gump, if you can't get your mind out of the gutter!
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Matty - 2005-10-19 16:31:11
I dunno...the problem with them is that they're all funny. So the ones who don't see the humour probably won't respond. As you already know, my recent internet dating success resulted from me going totally off the rails with the funny/crazy. After eight months of messing around with internet dating, it's the instant I change my opinion of it from "possible way to meet a cool girl" to "balls-out entertainment so fuckit let's make with the funny" that I actually meet a cool girl.

I actually think that writing stupid and funny posts will yield far more responses than sincere ones, since women hardly ever respond to m4w posts.

I predict this is going to be a very popular post, Gumpy.
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Kelly - 2005-10-19 16:50:50
Dork, you still spelled Cowhers name wrong. Chin action really is ridiculously funny.
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thegoodbiboy - 2005-10-19 16:59:31
Craig's list is a crazy site. There is so much going on there. And I'm glad you enjoy the links, I'll keep them going.
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Meany - 2005-10-19 17:29:18
STILL no password for me, ass head? I can see the caveman one getting lots of responses, because it's so obviously fake, and that's interesting. But I agree with Matty -- they're all funny, and anyone with the same sense of humor will respond.
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Pfirsich - 2005-10-19 17:42:23
Well,you would also have to consider what kind of girls you want to attract. Of course I would love to date the arrogant guy,and no,there is no such thing as too visual. It�s not possible,to visual!! He can�t be visual enough!! With the arrogance,I love arrogance. I hate it if the guy is down with like everybody.God,I hate that. I love arrogance a lot! I don�t like guys you have to pity all the time and have to spare their feelings. I like arrogant people because you don�t have to spare them. With unarrogant guys you can never freak out on them cause then they start crying on you.You can never tell them you hate them,cause then you like crushed their ego or whatnot. So,yeah,of course I want a man with a big ego,but like really. Who REALLY thinks they are da shit. And doesn�t crumble as soon as you utter one ounce of criticism. And then starts hating you and acts like a child and it�s all justified,cause:they are the good kids and you hurt them,or whatever. It�s really the people who are unarrogant and doormat-y and suckers who I don�t want to be with. Arrogant means he is responsible and pays for damage. Unarrogant means for me "poor",it means that the guy is nothing,has nothing,will never go anywhere,and is friends with absolutly everybody. That�s not enough for me. Arrogant means rich,big attitude for me,it means that you think:I�m better than every other guy. Who wouldn�t want that? Unarrogant people always think:I can�t. No matter what problem appears,they always can�t. And somehow they also manage to make themselves look as the good guy,and you,who hates them,someone as pity-worthy like them,as the bad guy!! You can�t let go of someone who needs you. But if he�s arrogant,then I know he provides for himself,so I�m free.
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Kelly - 2005-10-19 18:00:13
hahahahahaha
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Pfirsich - 2005-10-19 18:00:58
You think someone wants a drug addict as a friend? Why not a criminal? Don�t you think those guys are dangerous? Their only achievement ever will be to get off the drugs,and they won�t do any more than that,you will have to provide everything else. Don�t you think that�s considered damaged goods? An addict? It�s like you want to sell a car with a flat tyre when you can get a new one cheaper! If you get a boyfriend,you wanna look better than without him. I�m sure it�s an awesome feeling to tell around:oh,he�s a drug addict,and no,he has no life or job or nothing. Don�t you think anyone will still listen to you? If you steep that low? Don�t you think will say:ah,couldn�t do any better? I mean,that�s like a child,except they you aren�t their mum and they don�t have to listen to you. You seem to have so cozy ideas about drug addicts,as if they were like little angels or whatever. But,man,it�s poison,they are poisoning themselves! How can you feel so cozy fuzzy about that? Like,where do you take your romantic ideas from,concerning this? Those people are abusing their bodies,for cheap sensations. So,don�t you think they will also abuse YOU? You think they act completly ludacris about their own bodies,but then opposite when it comes to you? Why should thjey? Who tells you that they don�t bring YOU down,what tells you that you won�t start doing drugs aswell? Drugs are dangerous things,how come you think someone WANTS to get close to that? To me it�s the exact same thing like getting close to someone who has HIV. It�s the same thing,these are both illnesses! What makes you think something as severe can be cured that easily by you? What makes you think that wouldn�t take its toll? The same way you can get infected with HIV living close with someone who has it,so can also the drug addiction rub up on you. What makes you think you are that strong? You don�t have any flaws? Maybe you will give in to temptation,too! Why do you think someone would want to risk that,like,on purpose? That someone would consciously look for that? Isn�t that ill when you look for something THAT bad? And not wish for someone who has a little more life in them and who has actually accomplished things,and can give you strength,instead of just robbing you blind? Why look for someone broken,if you can get someone new? Don�t you think that�s completly sick and ill? That�s NOT healthy,my man,this idea!
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Infamy - 2005-10-19 19:52:14
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. Re: your last one. *I'M* ranked 32, and I'm not pathetic. So there.
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alice - 2005-10-19 21:19:36
Im guessing the first one gets the most. Caveman. and OMG is Pfirsich some sort of super retard? Like what the fuck is all the ranting about? I dare say that this person has no grasp on...um...anything. I dont want to insult someone but really does this persons mom know they are on the computer trying to sound smart but making absolutely no fucking sense?!! Actually I take the retard thing back, that is giving the mentally challenged a bad name. I cant wait to find out what ad gets the most responses...and are you going to post the best responses? You better.
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Keri - 2005-10-19 21:29:00
I'm curious mister Gumphood, what do you suggest is a "good" caption? You commented on the good the bad and ugly of the actual article in each ad, but what about the captions? Any suggestions ;)
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Phil - 2005-10-19 22:00:58
Nice one mate! If I could make a small request, see what you can do to get Jennifer to tell her stories. Sad and lonely men want to know.
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Belle - 2005-10-20 00:41:44
Heavens, I'd be surprised if ANY of them got responses! What kills me, though, is when people say their ideal match would be someone who "completes" them, who makes them laugh, etc. Any number of things that the person responding would have to be a mind-reader to understand. WELL? What KIND of person could complete you? An outgoing one? A deep-thinker? A party animal? Someone who is politically aware? And what makes you laugh? Stewie Griffin? Jon Stewart? Those general profiles leave the poor reader wondering, "Well, how the hell should *I* know if I'm a match for you?" Not that I'm bitter about personal ads or anything. Oh no. Not me.
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awittykitty - 2005-10-20 00:43:18
Pfirsich is actually the arrogant guy on Craigslist. Just don't tell anyone.
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oddsfish - 2005-10-20 00:54:39
the genie looks like Ole Dusty with a mustache. And a bald head. Is it????
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Oddsy again - 2005-10-20 00:57:28
you. are. my. FAVOURITE. person.
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Keri - 2005-10-20 09:59:22
A good caption for one. Like "Mr.Right Seeks Mrs.Right" (haha).
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jess - 2005-10-20 13:46:17
Don't you just love Craig's List? It provides hours of entertainment. I made the mistake of showing a coworker Craig's List to look for jobs, and she ended up responding to the personals, got caught having affairs by her husband, was left with divorce papers, yet, STILL goes on there! It is crazy. And she even posts some fake ones of her own, some with people having sexual fetishes to get it on in morgues, etc, just to see who responds. xoxo - me
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bethany - 2005-10-20 14:54:45
I have spent, like, an hour mulling over this. I am sad I don't live in Boston. That 5'5 Italian with tickets to Oilvia Newton-John sounds like a slice of heaven. As for predictions, I am going to say video b/c he actually is kinda cute and women are shallow bitches. Least? Fagalious. Why? If women wanted to date other women, they'd be lesbians.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-10-20 15:53:56
Am I the *only* one who is wondering why Gump spends hours perusing other guy's personals?
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Gumphood - 2005-10-20 16:17:12
I like boys....
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Infamy - 2005-10-21 12:27:54
...what's not to like?
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Summer Gale - 2005-10-21 13:16:20
The caveman lost the serial killer won
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