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Comments:
Meany - 2005-09-26 14:59:08
Dude, whichever area of your ass you pull this stuff out of, don't ever get rid of it via surgery or shitting or anything, because oh my God, I almost exploded with glee at "Yahweh or the highway."
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Aleisa - 2005-09-26 14:59:52
YAY! I got the first comment!
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-09-26 15:00:27
Insane as always. Love the "Yahweh or the highway" and "Atlantis had a pretty good rap scene". Who knew?
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Aleisa - 2005-09-26 15:01:21
OR SO I THOUGH, MEANY!!!!!! >:o
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Clipchick - 2005-09-26 15:02:52
Thank you so very much for the belly laugh. My co-workers have even more reason to think I'm insane now...
Even if you DO end something that hysterical with a sidenote, it's worth it. If they're skimming, then they're missing it.
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Great White - 2005-09-26 15:05:20
We're regretting that decision. Trust me.
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Humans - 2005-09-26 15:10:07
Great White's...we thank you. You're laziness preserves our species!
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Bill CowHer - 2005-09-26 15:11:56
You'd think after 100,000 years of coaching you'd spell my name right.
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Bill Belichick - 2005-09-26 15:15:58
Maybe if your team won or made a headline, it would be common knowledge.
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Summer Gale - 2005-09-26 15:18:14
Scary stuff! Darwin was wrong because you are still here!
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Flying Monkey - 2005-09-26 15:18:31
Thats what you think. Dumbass.
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GoingLoopy - 2005-09-26 15:21:01
You are making the baby Jesus cry.
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Toto - 2005-09-26 15:26:35
Arf.
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Wooly "Wally" Mammoth - 2005-09-26 15:29:00
Dude, it's relaxer not grease.
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alice - 2005-09-26 15:29:52
Tom Green was at the club one year on my birthday, he was beyond wasted, he got on stage and asked for the mike and proceeded to gurgle until security took him away. His friends were all
"HE'S TOM GREEN MAN!!!"
It was kind of sad.
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Jerry Seinfeld - 2005-09-26 15:31:48
What is the deal with the finale?
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Gumphood - 2005-09-26 15:59:21
Tom Green Has one nut. That is all.
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Larry David - 2005-09-26 16:00:29
The deal with the finale is I stopped writing for the show. And if you get HBO, you understand what that meant.
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alice - 2005-09-26 16:06:46
So that means Tom Green is really a one nut one trick pony?
or one trick one nut.
or nutless one trick.
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Summer Gale - 2005-09-26 16:18:41
I might forgive myself but it would be like taking candy from a baby. I'll limit my abuse to free drinks. BTW nice call for the Patriots. So far your picks are perfect :)
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Andria - 2005-09-26 16:33:37
Gump, entries like this make me love you, in a non-stalkerish way. "Yahweh or the highway" almost made diet coke come out my nose. Ouch. The burn.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-26 16:34:56
His one nut tricked us. It tricked us all.
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alice - 2005-09-26 17:45:11
Gump-whats with the random notes you keep leaving me...are they a secret code for something?
Are you making fun of me?
Cos I can totally take you.
Im a serious ninja.
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awittykitty - 2005-09-26 17:46:03
Nostradamus text messaging Marty McFly. heh. Obviously among Verizon's first customers.
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Amber - 2005-09-26 18:40:23
Yeah... so I was just wondering how long it took you to spell "can you hear me now" backward - because when I read that, I was like, "what the fuck?" And then I figured out I had to read it backward... and I sounded like a five year old learning how to read... at least in my head. HAHAHAHA. You'll have to excuse me; I've had a bit too much caffeine this morning.
You've got to finish the Guy/Girl series though.
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sexyatheist - 2005-09-26 20:22:49
pardon me for being such a huge loser here, but the dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago. hominids like us were running around 3 million years ago. sorry. i really am a loser
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willowfox - 2005-09-26 22:52:52
I know it's been said before but "Yahweh or the highway?" Pure comic genius, man. I just about lost my shit. Then with the "You're making the little baby Jesus cry" I actually did lose my shit. It's gone now. I've lost it.
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Meany - 2005-09-26 23:26:43
Aleisa: they don't call me "Meany" for nothin'. HA! (And I wasn't even trying!) Better luck next time, sugar.
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Belle - 2005-09-27 00:41:29
Yahway or the highway... Yep, that's your quote in my profile. Heh.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-27 11:00:06
Is it silly that: "Popular to Contrary Belief, The Midnight Stalks Celery." Was my favorite joke in this.
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Mary - 2005-09-27 11:10:03
Britney Spears was one of the surviving one-trick ponies, but just barely. She was due to blow up in a shower of glitter and Bedazzler beads, but Tom Green talked her out of that and into his illicit pile of straw.
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willowfox - 2005-09-27 14:15:04
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, maybe I didn't want to include my URL. Ever think of that? Huh? My sincerest apologies. Besides, the page somehow decided I was done before I actually was. We'll see if I get it right this time. It's not silly that the celery bit was your favorite, but it is funny.
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Kathryn - 2005-09-27 17:34:18
A nice, random diversion from your Guy/Girl entries, which I highly enjoy.
I'd like to second Amber's question, how long did it take for you to spell "Can you hear me now?" backwards?
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Gumphood - 2005-09-28 09:50:41
"ma I sa pu dekcuf sa si ohw enoemos rof ysae stI"
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Amber - 2005-09-28 19:48:44
See, this is why I read you Gump. It makes me laugh... or think uncomfortable thoughts i.e. your new Guy/Girl Series thing. But in any case, great answer! :P
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