Comments:

Andy - 2005-09-01 13:37:34
Thank you. I noticed the exact catalog on my coffee table the other day and haven't worked it into the bathroom reading rotation yet. You just saved me time.


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razor-vixen - 2005-09-01 13:46:15
Those ornaments are freaky.
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GoingLoopy - 2005-09-01 13:46:36
This explains a lot of the crap in my dad's house. What it does NOT explain is why my stepmother has not disposed of the shit. I think my father actually has a camo comforter set.
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swooish - 2005-09-01 13:55:16
"Lets keep the butt germs with the butt germs, and the face germs with the face germs." Fixed for Gold.
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Ange - 2005-09-01 13:56:49
That's awesome. I'm going to get that towel for my boyfriend for Christmas.
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Lake Side Collection CEO - 2005-09-01 14:23:33
Mr. Gump, Thank you for reviewing our catalog. Please pay us $5.95 for S&H on any one of your ordered items and we will send you a free gift! A toilet paper closet - great to hide the toilet paper so your guests can't find it. Enjoy! Sincerely, Mr. Lake Side
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Katie - 2005-09-01 14:27:37
You know, that Butt/Face towel is too long to effectively keep the butt germs with the butt germs and the face germs with the face germs. I mean, you wrap yourself in that thing and BAM. Butt juice in every cottony fiber of that towel. And if you wipe your face with the face part, the butt end (tehehe) will drag on the floor. AND I KNOW THAT MEN DON'T CLEAN THOSE FLOORS. I'VE SEEN IT. I'VE BEEN THERE. It's disgusting. Don't touch me.

Or something.
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Blue Meany - 2005-09-01 14:44:58
First of all, I totally want to get that towel for my husband. Second of all, my uncontrollable reactions to your beautiful commentaries had my boss GLARING at me. Which means, [SNORT] HAHAHAAAAHHAAAAAA! HAHAHAAA! [deep breath] HAHAHAAA HAHAHAHA!
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Katie 2 - 2005-09-01 14:53:16
Almost everytime I read one of your entries I have to laugh...this one had me rolling on the floor. Thank you for your continued contribution to my amusement. Sincerely, Katie 2
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Jackie - 2005-09-01 15:02:05
Your "men will wear anything" plus those hideous pants, has me thinking of my husband. I am going to sneak a shot of his favorite "loungewear" and post it just for you. You'll die. Every day of his life is laundry day.
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Princess Carmen - 2005-09-01 15:08:59
Ok, this post made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants. It's all true, you guys WILL wear anything. A couple of years ago my mother got my husband these incredibly stupid pajama pants. They are red and they have Scooby Doo hugging a chili pepper stamped all over them. Even worse, it really looks like Scooby is totally humping the pepper. Now. My husband hated them. Do you think that kept him from wearing them? Oh hell no. "They're pajamas." "They're comfortable." Hell, he still wore them even after they shrank like 6 inches in the dryer. I think he only quit wearing them when they faded to pink after being washed so many times. See, it was the PINK part that made them suck.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-01 15:43:34
I like the idea of the Camo Comforter. Its like "they'll never spot my bed from the air!" I mean WHAT!!! And men have terrible pants. I would love to have a "terrible pants" competition!
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betty - 2005-09-01 17:14:13
"It's Val Kilmer Pure Genius bitches." since when was val kilmer a genuis?
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cloudy - 2005-09-01 18:45:20
sweet jesus, can we not talk about xmas already?! I am skipping it this year anyway.
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sexyatheist - 2005-09-01 19:31:11
god i miss hypercolor shirts. do you really still have one? and if you do, don't leave it for laundry day. wear it everyday.
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awittykitty - 2005-09-01 20:23:50
I'm so glad that The Lakeside Collection has such a liberal RETURN policy Gump, because, um.....heh. I didn't think you'd like those Texas Hold'em pajama bottoms for Christmas anyways. (I'm so embarrassed. He made fun of the gift I was going to send him. Gee. I feel like a real geek, now. Ugh!)
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Phil - 2005-09-01 21:56:33
Hmm that towel looks useful.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-01 22:31:36
Betty. Val Kilmer was in a movie called "real genuis", so I kinda screwed up. Gonna fix it now.
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moonfaeyy - 2005-09-01 23:39:09
It's a good thing I didn't read this while I was at work...I would have upset a VIP with my loud laughter! Thanks!
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Sarah - 2005-09-01 23:49:57
Wait a minute... sherpa lined fleece jackets? Does that mean there are actual sherpas in the lining? That's not very nice.
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zying - 2005-09-02 08:10:32
haha. no i didnt say i liked transformers. but i vaguely remember my elder bro playing with it. it wasnt much of an old toy, was it? think it was like, 7yrs ago or smth?
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Gumphood - 2005-09-02 08:35:14
Transformers came out in 1982.
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zying - 2005-09-02 09:12:47
OMG, fo shizzle nizzle?? how old are ya?
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Gumphood - 2005-09-02 10:02:14
I'm 96
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bethany - 2005-09-02 12:33:32
Gump... can you hammer a 2 inch spike into a 2X4 with your penis? No? A girl's got to have her standards!
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The Green Girl - 2005-09-08 16:19:45
Your finger must be better, for all of the crazy long entries you've been typing out!
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