Comments:

Sarah - 2005-08-18 00:34:54
Owwwwww. Poor gump. Also, poor poop lady.
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awittykitty - 2005-08-18 01:16:33
Oh dear. When you said you loss the use of your right hand and you said "...and you know what that means"...I immediately thought were talking about masturbation. Sorry Gump. (me being highly embarrassed). Shows where my priorities are. Hope you feel better soon.
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Echo - 2005-08-18 01:29:02
uh, yes. Her problem is so much worse than hers, and most people, having blown a hole in thier colon, wouldn't bring that up at dinner, wouth they? But a broken finger? Converse on my friend.
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Kitty - 2005-08-18 02:33:09
OK never mind, got my answer (see flickr). Holy mary mother of medford.
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Jackie - 2005-08-18 08:05:18
Ouch. Love that you took a picture of it before it got fixed. Looks like you won't be flipping anyone the proper bird anytime soon. Oh and you're in Boston and probably need to do that often. You'll have to go lefty. Definitely not as bad as colon lady. Yikes.
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xquzme - 2005-08-18 08:31:43
EEEEEUUUUUWWWWWW and also, SQUEEEAL. Gump has a boo-boo. Cheer up -- broken bones are like babies or puppies -- you'll get lots of female attention. But that woman? Oh good Lord.... *shudder*
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chillier - 2005-08-18 08:41:45
Good christ, i think i felt a touch of your pain with the exploded colon story. And hey - it's pretty awesome that you took the time to photograph your flipper before heading to the ER. Always thinking of us!!
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Phil - 2005-08-18 09:02:47
Holy fuck mate - I hope you're an ambidextrious drinker.
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Blaze - 2005-08-18 10:14:31
Ouch. Not as bad as the colon lady, true, but still ouch.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-08-18 10:41:48
I know how she feels. Make it stop! (I kidd) XOXO
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Kelly - 2005-08-18 11:22:34
gaaahhhhh. that really is ghastly. sorry you suck so much. :(
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Erika - 2005-08-18 12:07:46
Well, that explains the lack of responses. Maybe you should lay off the Colt 45.
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Pandi - 2005-08-18 14:29:21
YIKES!
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-08-18 15:02:51
Holy shit! ... and if you are right-handed, I'm guessing you jerkoff with your left hand anyway.
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andreeb - 2005-08-18 17:19:49
Ewwww... Sorry about that! Looks awful.
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Mary - 2005-08-18 21:14:44
Wow, your stories keep on getting better and better....the poop lady needs to eat more oatmeal!!
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shitsandgiggles - 2005-08-19 08:50:14
"Not many people know that August 13th is Left Hander's Day. In fact, it's an international holiday so people should be celebrating it all over the world. Keep reading to find out how Left Hander's Day became an international holiday and how you can celebrate it." Way to go Gump...way to miss the holiday..way to think it through
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Lu - 2005-08-19 09:22:57
Ow. The pictures were actually cool, though. In a painful to look at, way.
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betty - 2005-08-19 09:48:48
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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cloudy - 2005-08-19 17:16:56
A comic book character in the stratum of Mr. Glass. Eek!
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candoor - 2005-08-20 19:50:02
well you'll be two finger typing for a while I suppose...
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sarkasmo - 2005-08-21 11:59:22
I'm wondering which is worse: the picture of your broken finger, or the mental picture of a blown colon that has to be milked.
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erin - 2005-08-21 12:49:31
that poor woman. i have a very funny poop story that makes me somewhat sad that i only keep a dream journal! my greatest horror would've been going to the hospital. eesh, the stories we get out of sheer embarrassment. happy healing.
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Anne - 2005-08-22 09:59:15
Thanks for the note! I can't wait for your hand to heal...cuz that was just painful looking!
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Belle - 2005-08-22 13:42:32
Such competitions are settled in the wild with hair-pulling and some hissing and spitting. I, however, am much too civilized for that. And much too chickenshit, too.
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Amber - 2005-08-23 02:01:12
Heh. Cool!
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