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razor-vixen - 2005-08-09 16:44:02
Did you see him on Britney Spears' TV concert from Las Vegas? It started with a man (Voight) reading a "fairy tale" to his (apparent) granddaughter. Yes, apparently he WILL take any job!!!
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jes - 2005-08-09 16:52:53
that was funny. seriusly. Fuck Voight. I used to like him. Then I read this and realized if I did like him, you wouldn't like me. Hence this new arrangement. l8ter biotch. -jessie
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Jackie - 2005-08-09 17:05:20
This cracked my ass up. I think, aside from "Deliverance", perhaps his biggest contribution to acting was Angelina Jolie. And being the previous owner of George Costanza's LeBaron.
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awittykitty - 2005-08-09 17:07:23
My God Man, he gave us Angelina Jolie. He was probably spent after that. Do the math.
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Anneliese - 2005-08-09 18:07:51
I've been thinking a lot about him lately, because I had seen Midnight Cowboy and thought that guy was hot. Then, I looked online, and he has not aged well, I'm afraid. Then, I found out he was Angeline Jolie's dad! So that's where she got those big lips! And then, you write an entry about him? I'm going to fall over now.
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Phil - 2005-08-09 19:53:31
The mortgage payments must have been a bitch since Midnight Cowboy.
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betty - 2005-08-09 20:29:41
oh poor poor jon voight.
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Gumphood - 2005-08-09 21:46:13
Plot Summary for
The Karate Dog (2004)
When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog in the world who can speak to humans... not only that, Cho Cho is an expert in martial arts. When they join forces to track down the mastermind behind the death of Cho Cho's master, it leads these unusual partners into uncovering a dangerous conspiracy which puts both of their lives in danger.
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erin - 2005-08-10 00:21:09
i agree with phil. mortgage payments!
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Anneliese - 2005-08-10 00:28:57
That has got to be the worst plot ever! No wonder I never heard of that movie.
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Blaze - 2005-08-10 09:45:20
Thank you so much for the advice. "Girls snoop. Its their thing." That made me feel better. He and I talked, and shit went DOWN. I don't even really know what that means, but I think it's appropriate here. Thanks again, really.
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Kelly - 2005-08-10 10:03:15
Hahaha, his character "joined forces" with cho cho the karate dog. BEST! I would think that a talking karate dog wouldnt need a master. He'd probably be able to take over the world actually. He'd disarm you by saying something to you then he'd kick your ass with his mad karate skills. I'd like to see an alligator do karate. They have those little arms. it would be funny. random.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-08-10 11:24:24
I'm not hip enough to understand, "mailed it in".
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Blaze - 2005-08-10 11:45:46
I'll be needing your email address, yo. Email me for the password: [email protected]
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-08-10 13:06:32
He probably also mailed in his performance when Angelina was conceived.
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Pandi - 2005-08-10 13:16:53
That girl's face is two shades lighter than her body. She needs different make-up.
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Gumphood - 2005-08-10 15:03:08
Pandi, I love you, But I think Angelina is doing okay.
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Blaze - 2005-08-10 15:30:35
So true, so true. He's always gonna think I don't trust him, and I'm always gonna think I'm not good enough. Oh well. Thanks for the wise words.
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addie - 2005-08-10 17:16:51
well if that face isn't the face of an old wrinkly guy with a prostate problem pushing him to new levels of bowel-churning torture.
glad you had a gewd time BATTLING TO THE DEATH! ~RAWR~!
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addie - 2005-08-10 17:35:59
i didn't know he was her father, let alone related. i hope she doesn't age like him... :O angelina: :-(|) hahahahha. he must have molested her as a child, given her a liking to old ugly nuts, hence billy bob thornton. that man was president of the us in love actually. what the world would come to if he was... but he was a perfect representation of an american. hahhehahaha. go ahead, stroke the gump.
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KB - 2005-08-11 00:26:02
Yeah, I can rent it. I just wanted it to be gone. I don't know. Funny.
Also, that was a really good one, Gumpy. Karate Dog! Ha ha.
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xquzme - 2005-08-11 14:38:53
Karate dog? KA-RA-TE-DOG? You're kidding, right? Because... otherwise... oh jesus. LOVE the quote about Midnight Cowboy. What an idiot. No wonder Angelina makes out with her brother.
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cloudy - 2005-08-12 15:45:38
My real problem with National Treasure was Nick Cage's horrendous toupe. Please just be bald, man, anything is better than that horrendous piece!
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