Comments:

GoingLoopy - 2005-05-24 11:53:30
The problem with issues (which can turn them into things)is that they usually come in multiples...the "can't cut the apron strings issue" usually comes along with the "I'm gay but I'm pretending I'm not issue" and the "I don't need a job because someone will take care of me" issue. And yes. This is an examination of my dating history.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-24 11:58:37
I'm having some issues with regard to the situation caused by that earlier incident. The problem is, I can't do a thing about it!
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Gumphood - 2005-05-24 12:00:45
Someone is proud of themselves.
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Mary - 2005-05-24 12:14:48
Mess: Where so many things have taken a turn for the worse that one is not sure where to begin treating the problems. Example being Uncle Joe's pubic hair fire has led to Cousin Suzy having a seizure, which in turn has led to Aunt Rita spilling her wine on Mom's white rug. Mom is in hysterics and having a fight with Aunt Rita's cheap-ass husband Nick about who's going to pay for the cleaning. This has set Dad off about the issues the Red Sox are having and how it's all Uncle Joe's fault for setting himself on fire in the first place.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-24 12:25:58
*beam*
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Michael Corleone - 2005-05-24 12:28:17
I have an issue with being called Michele.
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Andy - 2005-05-24 12:29:28
I think we need to take care of this "Gump thing"


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Luca Brasi - 2005-05-24 12:32:56
Consider it done.
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Samantha - 2005-05-24 12:48:50
Not to make an issue of it or anything, but you are a terrible speller, Gumpie. However, it usually makes the story even funnier. Case in point: Uncle Joe's public hair. Is that like a really good toupe or something? As opposed to his private hair which might be a cheap rug with a chin strap.
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Andy - 2005-05-24 12:51:09
That's right Samantha, "public hair" you know, the hair that the public sees.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-24 12:53:52
It adds. My awful spelling adds.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-24 14:30:29
I'm still feeling awfully chuffed with myself for my brilliantly witty first comment. I'd pat myself on the back a little harder but I don't want to rupture an implant.
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purplecigar - 2005-05-24 14:34:04
24 RULED last night! I know, I know this makes me sound total geekoid. I don't care.
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Erika - 2005-05-24 14:38:53
Is there anybody out there?
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xquzme - 2005-05-25 10:39:16
Excellent work, Gump! Also, I miss you. I have SO much catching up to do. I must be a lousy reader because I barely notice your lousy spelling! But you gotta admit, "public hair" is a keeper. (DK, no! No! Be careful! You only have 3 weeks to go!)
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