Comments:

Kelly - 2005-05-20 14:56:44
Girls dont have the problems that men do. We dont poop.
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Samantha - 2005-05-20 15:20:05
Could you rewrite that in graphic flow-chart format?
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vomitingcod - 2005-05-20 15:30:23
now this was a good entry. i mean, really good.
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Katie - 2005-05-20 15:37:58
I love me some Oregon Trail. Amazon Trail was teh suck.
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Samantha - 2005-05-20 15:44:39
I'm reconsidering my request.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-20 15:45:49
If you want me to show you what happens in the bathroom graphically, I will. But be careful what you wish for.
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Aleisa - 2005-05-20 15:48:25
Juniors and Big Boys?? I've never heard of such a thing! Thank you for the enlightenment. Be it known that there are no Big Girls and Little Misses in the "Powder Room" incase you often wondered.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-20 15:49:05
Its for the squirts. Urinals closer to the ground for the little man. Or the grotesquely hung man.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-20 15:58:15
Individually wrapped baby wipes. That says it all.
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Pandi - 2005-05-20 16:04:44
You know what women do? We use our elbows. That's right, we hold them out to the sides and wedge ourselves in the stall with them. This puts us in suspended animation and then we don't have to get an ass-cramp while trying to pee. But Kelly is right. We don't poop.
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sharon - 2005-05-20 16:23:52
are you sure you wrote this entry? I found only on misspelling and the formatting is different than your usual entries...i'm just saying..
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sharon - 2005-05-20 16:24:05
are you sure you wrote this entry? I found only one misspelling and the formatting is different than your usual entries...i'm just saying..
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Procrasto - 2005-05-20 16:50:28
You talk about poop desperation and London stations (I'm guessing Kings Cross... a pound is a lot to pay but is not the test that it might be. Consider, if you will (and I know you will) the poo house in which one of the two toilets is overflowing in filth. Brown excrement. It is overflowing into the stall next to it, where, presumeably that toilet works. So that toilet would be a viable option for desperation poo if the ground is not desecrated with vile faeces from aforementioned overflowing poo. Oh. And the stench. How desperate would you have to be to wade through the shit to this poop repository? Apparantly one man was THAT desperate, as this washroom exists in the Faubourg market here in Montreal. I had to leave, wretching all the way... Was the question?
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krissie p - 2005-05-20 19:34:07
very enlightning... thou the one thing i find funny about people is they find touching the handle on the paper towel dispenser gross... but think about it... do you think someone actually uses the bathroom and touches that thing before they leave WITHOUT washing their hands? if they do... thats just sick... almost as sick as just going and leaving the room without the thought of washing but... yeah... most people who touch that... have also just washed their hands... that might be the cleanest thing in the bathroom with all the clean hands that touch it to get paper... no? and my cousion is still freaked out that there is something wrong with her when my friends and i had to sit down and convince her that girls arent supposed to poop... she was shocked and humiliated and wondering if she was a man... cause its true... food turns to long beautiful shiny hair and long finger nails good for scratching backs... not waste.
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sarkasmo - 2005-05-21 15:02:33
You neglected to mention automatic flushing toilets. In many ways, they're good, because you don't have to touch the flush handle, but there are times that I hate them. Like when you finish lining the seat with paper or one of those liner things, then turn around and accidentally lean to one side, and the sensor sees light and decides to flush, taking your seat liner away. I HATE THAT. Or when an auto-flusher is installed in a bathroom where the maintenance crew thinks that lightbulbs are optional and there's not enough light to trigger the flush mechanism, and you end up having to push the weird rubber button on top, which isn't nearly as germ-free as a regular stainless steel handle, since it's all rubbery.
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sarkasmo - 2005-05-23 13:10:41
I don't think I ever have dreamless nights, but often I have dreams that I can't remember - like this morning. I remember waking up at 7:46 and thinking, "Wow, that was a WEIRD ONE. I should go post that. Ah, fuck it, I'm not getting out of bed yet. Besides, it's such a weird dream that there's no way I could ever forget it." Guess what? I can't remember a darn thing about it.
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awittykitty - 2005-05-23 16:45:42
My favorite grocery store has a stern warning in their bathroom stalls...."Don't flush with your feet." I'm wondering....hmmm. Just HOW do they enforce that? Tiny poopie cams? I actually don't want to know, if that is the case. And also you did forgot one hand drying method...the wild flapping of said hands as you exit the restroom method. That's what I do at least, and I am so damn cool, it has to be the best way!
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bethany - 2005-05-23 16:46:07
My God, Gump. What is wrong with you?!?!? Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fuckin prom!
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alyssa - 2005-05-23 22:12:54
you left out snorting coke and having sex.
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SKB - 2005-05-24 02:37:23
hahahahaha in general @ this entry. and an extra hahahahaha @ the oregon trail style.
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