Comments:

Katie - 2005-05-09 12:23:09
My death will be the laziest death ever. And when Death comes knocking on my door, he will be leaning against it too. And then he will stroll in casually, look in the cabinets to get some cereal (but decide cereal is too much work), and then plop down next to me on the couch. And he'll be all like, don't rush me. Geeze. And I would be too lazy to run away. And this is how Death and I would become really good friends.
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Andy - 2005-05-09 12:27:25
My friend was killed by being tossed through the windshield and across 2 lanes of expressway.

I kid! Ha ha.

Actually, only his arm was ripped off.

Anyhow, the kid should move to some desert island thinking to outwit the car death, only on Oct 14 to have a car come screaming out of the jungle and chase him down. And have some monkeys- with funny hats driving the car. And the car could be a bamboo car like on gigligans islands, except the mokeys built it...yea that's it.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-09 12:30:13
Or maybe I will have a "CAR" be some kinda Morrocan bird with "the beak of death"
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Andy - 2005-05-09 12:37:16
Or he chokes on a hotwheels.

Because it was shoved down his throat by monkeys.
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Samantha - 2005-05-09 12:42:41
Your life a testament to laziness? Maybe, maybe not. A testament to television? Definitely. I like the story. You should write it.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-09 12:52:21
Dude -- hotwheels = golden. I mean it. I would have hot wheels all over the place so that people would think that he would trip on a hot wheels car. But instead he'd die mastrubating.
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Andy - 2005-05-09 13:02:53
Images of the Jackass movie come to mind.
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bethany - 2005-05-09 13:18:50
you're back! a cohesive and compelling entry! you sexy MFer.
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Kelly - 2005-05-09 14:31:07
I think he should be run over by that blind guy you gave your car to.
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krissie p - 2005-05-09 14:45:41
well thanks for ruining the end gump... geeze...
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fanboi 4eva - 2005-05-09 15:28:39
omfg write that story you N00B or else i will pwn you. Morbid story FTW! itz the R0x0RRRRR
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cloudy - 2005-05-09 16:26:34
I might die in a car accident. I thought it was going down this weekend, but I somehow managed to avoid it.
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Vizzi - 2005-05-09 17:42:32
Dude, that story rocks, I'd so totally watch it... if you hadn't just given away the ending! Ok, I'd still watch it... and a certain clich� comes to mind here... "If you Write it, they will come!" ~*ViZ*~
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Andy - 2005-05-10 09:45:58
In addition to the obligitory monkeys, if you're gonna write a story about dieing in a car accicendent, we need a Ted Kennedy reference in the story....just a throw away line...Make the clerk at the store named Theodore Kennedy.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-05-10 14:22:55
LOL! I wasn't supposed to understand what fanboi wrote, right? Please tell me I'm still hip.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-10 14:38:39
I think we need to play some Twilight Zone music here ...
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Gumphood - 2005-05-10 14:50:58
I wish I could drive hookers off bridges and still get to be Senator.
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Chad - 2005-05-10 15:49:20
Man, that's some good death there. But how bout this? Guy gets beat to death by Texans quarterback David Carr. Just a thought. Carry on.
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Andy - 2005-05-10 16:08:34
Actually she wasn't a hooker, I think she was her secretary.

The coast guard refers to the bridge today as "The Car Wash".

We need a charecture named Mary Jo.
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awittykitty - 2005-05-10 19:50:17
Its an episode of Fear Factor hosted by Ted Kennedy. One of the stunts involves him driving you in a car off a bridge. And we find out that the host Joe Rogan's real name is really Mary Jo.... and it's sort of becomes like Six Degrees of Separation from Ted Kennedy....Maybe there's a numerology angle with the 10/14 date...like that's Joe Rogan's birthday or Ted Kennedy's weight 1014 lbs.
I'm just brainstorming here...
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Erika - 2005-05-11 09:35:46
You need to rent Wonderfalls. The series starts out good and now it's getting better.
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Andy - 2005-05-11 09:56:08
A 57 Oldmosbile is not a floatation device.
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Gumphood - 2005-05-11 10:38:03
But the wheels were rubber! RUBBER!
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