Comments:

rudeman - 2005-05-02 12:13:27
I can't believe you invited me to two parties!! Especially when I don't even like the birthday person - so I can spend more money!?!?
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Girl with kite - 2005-05-02 12:15:21
Your nippleless chest freaked me out a bit but the sex was good.
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Jack Bauer - 2005-05-02 12:18:30
You got off easy. I chopped my own partner's hand off.
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Pandi - 2005-05-02 12:39:04
Sometimes, I don't know what to write in your comments, only that I have to say something.
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Mary - 2005-05-02 12:55:49
I once encountered a manatee trying to order a margarita at the swim-up bar in Cancun. He was pissed because the bartender insisted on putting salt on the rim of his glass. And that just might be true.
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Sarika - 2005-05-02 13:07:44
what have you been smoking, sweetie? x
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Anisettekiss - 2005-05-02 13:21:13
My goodness... you have finally lost your mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.
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Samantha - 2005-05-02 13:46:04
What the?
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sarkasmo - 2005-05-02 14:05:59
I think the part about the nextel is true. Especially when you're, say, sitting in a waiting room outside the hospital ICU, fretting about your grandma's health, and some assbot has a nextel phone and a 3-yr-old daughter somewhere in the country who just learned to work some other nextel phone, thereby creating a chorus of "*bleedle-eep* MOMMY! HAHAHA! MOMMY HI!" "*bleedle-eep* Hi, Precious!" "*bleedle-eep* MOMMY I'M ONNA PHONE!"
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sarkasmo - 2005-05-02 14:11:52
Also, yes. Flavored beer is like a sour candy bar, dipped in soy sauce and coated with cayenne pepper. I have a sweet tooth the size of a house, and I can barely get through two of these things.
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betty - 2005-05-02 15:03:48
It was a bad movie. that might not be true.
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Katie - 2005-05-02 15:07:19
Sir, you are too awesome, and thus you're going to allow me to send you cookies the next time I bake. And this IS TOTALLY true because I'm going to go all Jedi on your ass.
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yo momma - 2005-05-02 16:20:45
Anisettekiss - 2005-05-02 13:21:13 "My goodness... you have finally lost your mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits." ---- HOLY SHIT, that made me laugh much much harder than your pathetic excuse for an entry, you weirdo.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-03 12:05:01
Show me on the attached anatomical diagramme where you want me to touch you.
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