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Gumphood - 2005-04-29 12:24:54
My first nomination is Emilo Estivez. Like you are the Son of Martin Sheen? You're mexican? What are you? Mighty Ducks? No. Chainsaw city Emilo. Chainsaw city.
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Cookie - 2005-04-29 12:27:31
Paris Hilton. I envision her saying, "That's hot," while the chainsaw goes flying through her head. And also, Robin Williams. There'd be nothing left but a loud shirt and a pile of hair.
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Procrasto - 2005-04-29 12:42:33
Jessica Biel. And Marylin Burns. I mean they had it coming... they just got lucky. It'll catch up with them. You watch. It'll catch up...
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Mary - 2005-04-29 12:44:08
The entire cast of CNN's "American Morning," with the exception of Sonjay Gupta and Jack Cafferty. The first one to go has to be Soledad O'Brien, followed quickly by Bill Hemmer.
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Samantha - 2005-04-29 12:45:44
You sure watch a lot of TV. I think TV should get the chainsaw.
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andreeb - 2005-04-29 12:55:54
Katie Couric. Katie Holmes. Matt Lauer. Diane Sawyer. Tom Cruise, who is now dating children. My boss. My ex. Sorry, the Pope's got to go. Can we throw knives at him instead? Oh, and Dawson from Dawson's Creek, who was the other balding teenager on television.
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Jackie - 2005-04-29 12:58:12
My husband. Oh, you mean like celebrities? Paris Fucking Hilton. I'd pay to watch it too.

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jessica - 2005-04-29 13:35:37
I say don't chainsaw Paris Hilton. I want to see her when she is like...hunch backed and suffering from brittle bone disease by the time she is 40. What I would like to see is someone fix that fucking droopy eyelid of hers. I have Ptosis in my left eyelid and I got it fixed...(will have to do it again though..) She has zillions of dollars. Its a outpatient procedure for christ's sake bitch. I tell you who I would like to see chainsawed though. Star Jones. My mom watches the view and they are still doing her hair like she is ginormous and she had a HUGE forehead and then her hair is swept up and she looks like fucking E.T. when he has that wig on.
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sarkasmo - 2005-04-29 13:44:38
That guy from Full House that hosted America's Funniest Home Videos. Saw 'im up. I would remember his name if I didn't have such a head full of Alzheimer's today.
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Kelly - 2005-04-29 13:54:32
I'd say christopher reeve but he's already dead. So I guess any random Zombie that might come my way.
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Kelly - 2005-04-29 13:57:02
It just realized that I want to chainsaw really slow people. Thats cause a chainsaw is heavy and it would give me time to lift it, swing it around and throw. Yeah I'd have to swing it around.
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GoingLoopy - 2005-04-29 14:04:19
I'll film Paris Hilton's chainsaw death & post it on the net. And then I will take the chainsaw to Bill O'Reilly.
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cloudy - 2005-04-29 15:48:56
I could use a chainsaw through the head right about now.
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Vizzi - 2005-04-29 16:15:15
Ok your TV Host thing has one flaw... Ryan Secrest. He shoudl get a chainsaw. Not to mention friggin' Lindsy Lohan and Hilary Duff who neither can sing nor can they act. Oh and then lets finish it off with the Olsen twins... unless drugs finishes that one off first...
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bethany - 2005-04-29 16:18:56
His name is Bob Saget. But give him a chance. His TV persona is not the real him. Watch "Half Baked."
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Sarah - 2005-04-29 17:27:14
There was a movie with a character named Chainsaw... "Summer School"? Is that what it was called? Anyway, I nominate Paris Hilton.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-04-30 12:42:31
Easiest. Question. Ever. Jarrod from the subway commercials.
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Pinklyn - 2005-04-30 14:32:34
I'll trade you your wooden train whistle for my statue of Christmas presents and woodland creatures / tape dispenser that I received in exchange for Godfather box set on DVD.
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ex - 2005-04-30 16:38:32
Fox news programming director. WTF? Why spend the entire day covering the story about the woman who fakes her own abduction, instead of the hundreds of other people who are still missing, or genocide or...
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-02 11:48:21
Andrew of DiarrheaLand infamy. Of course, I say that on behalf of all the pissed off DL bloggers, not for myself. I'm sweet like that.
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