Comments:

twobaddogs - 2005-04-26 10:19:06
That better not be "Thanks for 2 good years and goodbye,suckers." Please? Also, for my money, one of the best BP movies is Very Bad Things, in which Cameron Diaz essentially plays herself.
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chillier - 2005-04-26 10:22:24
Getting married?
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Kelly - 2005-04-26 10:30:35
happy birthday jackass
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Procrasto - 2005-04-26 10:32:01
When my brother got married, I took him and 8 of his silliest friends to Cardiff Wales, where we shot each other by day. Then I dressed him in a Buzz Lightyear costume (made for a 10 year old) and paraded him through the pubs and clubs of downtown. He got plenty of female attention and some male attention too. Funniest quote of the evening? *in gruff Cardiff accent* "I'd smack you if you weren't Buzz Lightyear!"...
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Gumphood - 2005-04-26 10:32:22
Not getting married to my knowledge.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-26 10:38:32
Great. I spend 28 months in rehab for heroin addiction and you go and mention it and now I'm on the phone with my dealer. I'll see you at the bachelor party.
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Andy - 2005-04-26 10:42:58
The Boston Radio show host: Jay Severin, talks about writing a book on how to throw a Bachelor party. The working title is "How to throw a Bacehlor Party that you will have to lie about for the rest of your life."

Step one is have a "fake party" to cover for the real one.....
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betty - 2005-04-26 11:02:13
yay to two years!!! we love you gumpy! I'm so glad you have a diary here and I'm just glad to know you :) ha. now Kelly is going to make fun of me.
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Kelly - 2005-04-26 11:47:37
Betty....BOOM!
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sarkasmo - 2005-04-26 12:01:53
Mmm. Heroin. Happy two-year anniversary! I have a one-year diaryland anniversary coming up in, like, a month. Or a couple of weeks. I can't count, I don't know.
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Andy - 2005-04-26 12:12:30
I don't want to go to the decoy party. I want full access to the real party.

Oh, I will not be sober.
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Samantha - 2005-04-26 12:25:48
I'm going to a bachelorette party at a lakehouse in a few months that I'm sure will give your bachelor party a run for its money. But I'll never tell.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-26 12:26:32
I was an expert woodsman in wood shop.
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vomitingcod - 2005-04-26 12:49:47
has it only been two years? It seems like a freaking eternity.
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sarika - 2005-04-26 13:03:40
aww a diary birthday. Birthdays are only good if they have cake. And booze. Mer, my diary is older than yours :p x
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Ange - 2005-04-26 13:13:58
When my boyfriend found out a few things that happened at a close friend's bachelorette party, he got pretty steamed. I take it the opposite sex should never be privy to the events that have transpired at the all-sacred pre-marital last fling of singledom hoopla. Are you going to one? If so, I think film at eleven would be fun for the males and females alike. Inside scoop, yo.
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Pandi - 2005-04-26 13:28:01
Some advice columnist said something profound not too long ago. She said she'd never understand why some people think it's a good idea to celebrate monogamy with debauchery. It's not exactly an honor, if you think about it. "Oh, geez, I'll be stuck with THAT person the rest of my life, so better fuck someone else now while I can." How distasteful. The way I see it, if the bachelor/ette actually touches someone else "for the last time," he or she is just not ready to get married. You're ready to get married when you don't WANT to touch someone else, and nothing on earth could make you do so. Now strip clubs, that's another story. It's just to look. I don't see a problem with any of that. But touching? No. That's cheating, no matter how you slice it, unless it's an "open" relationship.
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uNCLEPUMPKIn - 2005-04-26 19:17:46
Happy birthday Gumpling
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Phil - 2005-04-27 21:49:19
You should write a column dude - seriously. As a seasoned BP goer (up to twelve I think) I've got two observations. 1) It's not a BP unless someone ends up in hospital. Bonus points if the groom has to wear a cast in the wedding photos. 2) The guy more excited about the bachelor party than the groom is usually the prospective Father in Law.
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