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Comments:
BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-22 10:34:58
You are absolutely insane. I have no doubt in my mind that there is more than one voice controlling the fingers doing the typing over in Gump's hood. You crack my shit up.
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kevin - 2005-04-22 10:38:05
I used to own an inflatable Killer whale! I think there is a market for inflatable sharks for sure
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Katie - 2005-04-22 10:38:36
You, sir, are a genius.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-22 10:42:52
What if I could get the Shark and the Whale to fight? I mean...I see an actual tournament of brawling action.
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April - 2005-04-22 10:51:33
I want a picture of your buttered nipples! I'll be the first and highest bidder, I promise!
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Ginger - 2005-04-22 10:53:12
Milk out of Mice tits? Thats awful. I love it!
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betty - 2005-04-22 10:56:21
hmm well bart sold his soul for five bucks and the only thing that really sucked about that is that automatic doors wouldn't open for him.
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bethany - 2005-04-22 11:58:57
I wanna crawl up inside your brain and swim around. I'd let the waves of brillance wash over me and infect me osmosis-style.
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Michael-giant mutated mouse - 2005-04-22 12:38:01
I just want you to know that you are disgusting. My wife and I used to be regular mice. But we aren't anymore. You say the atom bomb was the worst 5 seconds. You say "Seacrest OUT" is the worst two. Try being a test animal for a bomb that when it explodes reverberates over and over and over again, Seacrest OUT," and see wht kind of awful mutations YOU end up with. You bastard.
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Jackie - 2005-04-22 12:43:30
I'm in absolute shock over the fact that, with a mind like your's, you are not already filthy rich.
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Kelly - 2005-04-22 12:52:54
Margot Kidder. That just proves what a deviant you are. The mental image of you buttering your nipples, then posing and taking a picture of them is nauseating. Not as nauseating as a few other things but its up there.
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Megin - 2005-04-22 13:20:27
Are we talking real butter or Shedd's Spread?
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Samantha - 2005-04-22 13:32:05
That last idea (21) sounds a lot like the game of "Take the Money or Increase the Pile" you described a while ago. It's crazy enough that it just might work...
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kevin - 2005-04-22 13:40:26
When is it? If you run into us, say hello. We're the geeks
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xquzme - 2005-04-22 14:25:31
Uhm.... I'll take a Easter Lizard, a sex with wife, easy over, 2 buttery nipples (yum!), and a side of your friendship. I'll have a beer with that, and the hubbie wants the boomarang chainsaw. Oh, and some cybersex for dessert. You too funny, Gumpy...
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GoingLoopy - 2005-04-22 16:13:05
They already have fake fish tanks...I've seen them at Wal-Mart next to the lava lamps.
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Pandi - 2005-04-22 16:33:33
I think you oughta sell your snark. Failing that, I'll bid on the pictures of the buttery nipples.
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Pandi P.S. - 2005-04-22 16:51:45
We don't use urinals. We use POTTIES. Get with the feminine, will ya? Sheesh! ;-)
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Lu - 2005-04-22 17:51:23
I read over that so fast, that the only thing I actually remember is the last thing. That was a good idea. And only someone who has buttered their nipples before, or seen buttered nipples would possibly think that one up. You a freak, Gumpy?
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Phil - 2005-04-22 22:41:31
I think Magot Kidder has passed her used by date. You could substitute Ann Heche.
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Sarah - 2005-04-23 17:59:01
I would totally buy your soul if I had more than $1.75 to my name.
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