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Comments:
andreeb - 2005-04-20 12:23:16
Oh My God. Why didn't I go into tv news? I mean, they are so smart.
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andreeb - 2005-04-20 12:23:22
Oh My God. Why didn't I go into tv news? I mean, they are so smart.
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Mary - 2005-04-20 12:34:12
Hmmmm.........
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chillier - 2005-04-20 12:34:43
Great article. It's always nice for MSN to tell me what it is that we women want men to know about sex. I thought for sure that they would add "don't twist nipples like radio dials when g/f is telling you about her work day".
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jes - 2005-04-20 12:41:26
oh man, I just read this. I almost did something exactly like your piece. now i won't have to. : )
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Katie - 2005-04-20 12:49:07
Those sex sites lied to me then! Thank you for setting me straight (GAY SEX IS WRONG OMG OMG OMG), MSN. But especially thank you, Nessy ol' boy, for telling me about my ass. Or something.
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Katie - 2005-04-20 12:50:19
(I should crawl into a hole now and die.)
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xquzme - 2005-04-20 12:54:41
Uhm.... Gump? We don't want you to put it in our EARS, either, and you guys never seem too get all "let's have 'EAR'" with us, now do ya? Admit it -- you luv the bum. It's dirty and forbidden. And we do, too -- after about 154 Miller Lites. The next day you realize that the whole thing looks better on pooper... I mean paper....
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 13:04:21
154 Miller lites OR 4 Miller High Lifes.
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razor-vixen - 2005-04-20 13:12:53
Jack Bauer is definately the coolest man ever on TV. I lovvvve 24! And isnt' it great when they write all these reports on the OBVIOUS?!
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Lauren - 2005-04-20 13:17:22
I love falling back into your writing...especially when it's things like this. Is it wrong of me to say I've never seen a single episode of 24? And also, I disagree with the first assumption MSN made...personally I like giving oral, simply because it's a little less effort so if one needs a 'pick me up' say at the...grocery store? It makes things so much simpler. None the less; note to self: MSN does not make for quality news source.
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Pandi - 2005-04-20 13:28:00
The penis does not go in my tan butt. It just doesn't. Never, never, never. Because it hurts. And I do not have to let any man hurt me. Ever, ever, ever. Now here's a little bit of sex advice for the men. You wanna get laid? Clean the house. Best foreplay there is.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 13:32:05
All this time I thought it was Asian porn.
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Lauren - 2005-04-20 13:41:07
HAHA. NO. It's more that...I'm not your average when it comes to sex. At least average for the people I know. I tend to get ideas in innapropriate places (movie theatres, grocery stores, car rides, malls, hair salons...yeah). And when I get said ideas in my head and I look over at the gentleman I've brought along (but come on now, we're in a relationship, I don't just don my mouth on any man, it's a priceless talent) and well...things happen. And oral things are easier to make happen than things that require the removal of pants on both parties. If you know what I mean.
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uNCLEPUMPKIn - 2005-04-20 14:05:39
My question is why do they think it matters what women want?
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 14:05:48
You sure you're not sleeping with the retards who work the day shifts at the super markets. Sorry. I mean the "downs" that bag the groceries.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 14:06:26
You sure you're not sleeping with the retards who work the day shifts at the super markets. Sorry. I mean the "downs" that bag the groceries.
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Andy - 2005-04-20 14:52:31
"...1) The penis goes in the vagina...."
Now, that's just crazy talk there.
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betty - 2005-04-20 14:56:29
"...1) The penis goes in the vagina...."
what I wish my mother would have told me when she gave me the birds and the bees talk.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 15:44:30
My mom told me the birds went in the vagina. She didn't both to tell me that girls have vagains. God did my penis hurt... not as bad as the canary though.
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bethany - 2005-04-20 16:04:32
NOW BILL GATES WANTS TO CONTROL HOW WE HAVE SEX?
Fuck you, sir.
I say, fuck you.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 16:17:25
Look at the Keyboard. Find the "A". Move your pinky to the left of the "A" and press the button.
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Anita - 2005-04-20 19:18:08
That was a very funny articel that you found on MSN there. VERY FUNNY I love that one of where to put a penis. Us woman should just be like please please let me do this instead of no and you men would eventually tire of it. And that crap about people not enjoyign there sex, hello people read a book learn! I just open the book with the positions and my husband is all over me.....
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Phil - 2005-04-20 22:09:04
No diagrams?
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Gumphood - 2005-04-21 09:09:36
No, I like the spounge Phil.
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kerbang - 2005-04-21 13:03:40
either you are tone deaf, or my phone makes different notes on 2 an 4.
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Mary - 2005-04-21 17:32:27
Bring NOMAH home! Bring NOMAH home!
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Sexy Creature - 2005-04-21 18:28:55
Here I am in my office laughing my fucking ass off, especially the Word Masters faggot part. Oh my fucking god, how funny. And that article was totally lame. But I have to disagree that women don't want it in the ass or mouth. I looooooovvvvve it in my mouth, maybe even more than he likes putting it there. But wait, maybe that proves your point. Shit.
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