Comments:

chillier - 2005-03-08 10:25:35
Yeah, felching. I learned about that over the holidays thanks to my lovely big bro. He's also the one that told me about the dirty sanchez and the cleveland steamer. He either has the most disgusting sex life on the planet or spends too much time on the internet.
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purplecigar - 2005-03-08 10:33:33
GAH. Ew. EEEEEEk. Also, have you heard about Rainbow Party Sex?
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Kelly - 2005-03-08 10:39:48
Lined up, Gump. They'll be lined up. hahahahaha! a train wreck. that smells like gravy!
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Ginger - 2005-03-08 10:41:38
I only let special guys do that. hehehe
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Gumphood - 2005-03-08 10:42:12
You mean like retarded guys?
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Corky Thatcher - 2005-03-08 10:47:23
Slurp
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Gumphood - 2005-03-08 10:55:39
Oh man. Was there just a joke about a retard guy gargling man goo in my comment section. Maybe I should turn this off. Dear lord.
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Sarah - 2005-03-08 11:11:33
Oh gump...thats so gross! Why won't you talk about regular sex with us!
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bethany - 2005-03-08 11:31:02
man oh man, i just read that entire page posted above by jackie. there are some truly sick fucks out there. pukeola.
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bety - 2005-03-08 11:48:19
you've done them all. admit it.
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Sarah Mac - 2005-03-08 11:49:00
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I'm never. Having sex. Again. Just keeding!!
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retailharlot - 2005-03-08 12:01:41
Ohhhh. You are a bad, bad man.
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kris - 2005-03-08 12:10:48
oh that was just too much, it's like the story at the beginning of mallrats...
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sharon - 2005-03-08 12:13:26
this makes me feel better about my drought [which isn't really a drought, but i'm preparing for the worst]
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Anisettekiss - 2005-03-08 12:30:37
CORKY!! THAT's comedy. I love corky.
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Corky Thatcher - 2005-03-08 12:52:36
I hate you.
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megin - 2005-03-08 12:55:15
Great, I spit water all over my monitor twice. The first time I laughed at the idea of setting the paper towels stuffed into the end of the tube on fire to force a poor rodent to choose death or your ass. The local (gay) weatherman in my hometown did that and his trip to the hospital to have the dead gerbil removed was well documented and highly laughed about. The second time I spit water was in sheer disgust at felching. I don't care that you apologized and warned me. I'm going to punch you in the throat for that. Or I'll make Kelly do it for me.
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sarika - 2005-03-08 14:14:36
a girl has won some competition that involves her favourite pop-star-hunk to come to her house along with a TV crew, and they hide in her room to suprise her...and she comes in with her dog...and i think you know the rest. yuck. also i love how your diary is like a battle between you and google.... x
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Pandi - 2005-03-08 15:33:56
First of all, if one can get a paper towel roll in one's rectum, my guess is that one should see a surgeon, because something needs to be tightened or else it won't serve its daily function, which is to hold things in. Second, yes, I've heard of fel--ing. One of my college buddies was blessed with a last name that was one letter off from it, so his fraternity name was "fe1ches." I didn't know it involved a straw, though. However, a straw would certainly fit much better in there than a paper towel roll. But, as far as I'm concerned, neither practice is appealing or sanitary. I can't even imagine tuckuslingus without getting a little bit sick to my stomach.
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Jimmy - 2005-03-08 16:07:57
I'd spunk in your eye Gump. Just for being the fag you are.
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Danielle - 2005-03-08 18:01:51
Ha! I love those stories. I also love that the gerbil legend came to be with the name "Richard Gere" attached to it. I heard the "Bingo" story a bit differently...the dog's name was Skippy, and the punchline of the story was "It's Skippy Time!" Remind me to send you the link to the blog that is written by a woman who creates and responds to messages on craigslist. You'll laugh your ass off.
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Randomlush - 2005-03-08 18:15:00
Dang, anal leakage slurping? That's pretty fucking gross. I heard the same story about a girl in high school about the peanut butter (minus the surprise party), but also that she would shove cheeto's up her coochie and have the dog eat them out too.
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Corky Thatcher - 2005-03-08 18:42:38
Corky slurps Jimmy.
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uNCLEPUMPKIn - 2005-03-08 20:47:50
First of all, the felching thing wasn't even a story, it was more of a definition. Second of all, that's not the grossest thing you've heard of, bedcause I know I've told you about the pink sock.
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Phil - 2005-03-08 23:34:02
Ok checking out the Snopes Urban Legend website, they can't confirm the gerbil story as it relates to a celebrity (I heard Richard Gere) but they can confirm the story of the woman who used a deer tongue as a masturbatory device. Where does PETA stand on these issues?
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Anisettekiss - 2005-03-09 12:15:48
Wow. I never knew I'd learn this much from Diaryland...
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Corkys blond girlfriend - 2005-03-09 14:42:54
I thought about you all night long... did you think about me? YEASSSSSH!
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xquzme - 2005-03-09 15:57:41
Ooooooh, Gump. This entry was rated "MA-NA" !!! Gak! We have a street here in Ann Arbor -- named Felch, with cross streets named "Gott", "Miner", and "Fountain", all of which make me curl my lip when I think about it. I mean, gak. I sincerly hope this is an urban legend... but then again, SOMEone thought about eating an egg.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-03-09 17:30:25
p.s. Corky - go play in traffic. I'm over you.
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Corky Thatcher - 2005-03-10 10:53:23
Sure. Wanna come with?
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not-tuesday - 2005-03-14 15:59:46
Is anyone else aware that there a SONG about the gerbil thing? My friend made me listen to it the other night. Yuck!
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Katie - 2005-03-14 21:01:20
Stephen Lynch is a funny man, and urban legends about dog peanut butter make me laugh. HILARITY ALL AROUND.
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Katie - 2005-03-14 21:01:56
Although, I'm sure someone has tried it. The weirdoes.
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