Comments:

xquzme - 2005-02-15 12:09:56
VERY amusing Gumpster. I'm laughing my ass off at the console -- thanks a pantload. I know what you mean about people running -- I pass a woman -- probably in her 40s as well -- riding her bike every morning. Every. Morning. Rain, shine, sleet, snow... It's unnerving because it's on a two-lane highway without much shoulder. And God, she looks like she's about to DIE. I checked -- no monsters, no bad guys in pursuit... just little old her. I would honk and wave but I'm afraid it'd put her over the edge, she'd tumble off her bike, I'd squish her with my Passat, and then I'd end up sharing a cell with Martha. Exercise. Bah, I say!
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Kelly - 2005-02-15 12:34:21
I'd throw a barrel cause i always have a few of those on hand. I actually think though that falling down is silly. Who cares about dying with dignity? I mean if a mid sized humanoid monster was chasing me through a field, i probably would have already pooped my pants.
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Katie - 2005-02-15 12:40:13
I'm telling you, sir, there is no shame in being teared apart by wolves. Ever. You could be wearing a tutu and clown make-up and no one would ever frown upon that. Boy howdy.
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Katie - 2005-02-15 12:41:12
I mean, YOU'VE BEEN TORN APART BY WOLVES! ABOVE I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR! I AM A BAD PERSON.
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Kitty - 2005-02-15 12:51:25
Gumpy, don't antagonize the Dutch. He was being helpful!
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Kevin - 2005-02-15 13:10:05
1) That ruled 2) Its going pretty well, hopefully well enough to get me out of there soon
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Gumphood - 2005-02-15 13:11:48
If all you all want to be the guy on screen getting laughed at as he's torn up by wolves...fine...I want to be the guy no one wanted to see get killed, and instead dies anyway in a terrible way that makes grandmothers pass out.
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Andy - 2005-02-15 13:28:39
When running from a monster, you don't need to outrun the monster, just the person you're with.
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kerbang - 2005-02-15 13:38:46
good advice. class is important when fighting monsters. the best class for that is probably monk/paladin.
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Kitty - 2005-02-15 15:07:18
You're funny. :)
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uNCLEPUMPKIn - 2005-02-15 18:03:09
Kerbang is fuckin' hilarious!
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Sarah - 2005-02-15 19:34:30
Sometimes I run after the bus. It doesn't help though, because in these situations I usually miss it. Stupid bus.
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chillier - 2005-02-15 21:22:29
I root for the zombies.
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krissie p - 2005-02-15 22:24:03
i have only run for my life... i won because im still alive but i lost because... i tripped and fell... all i remember was bracing for the rottys teeth in my flesh but he backed off when i fell... had it been like a... 28 days later zombie... id be so screwed with the rage.
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