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GoingLoopy - 2005-02-03 11:37:40 ------------------------------- Katie - 2005-02-03 11:38:22 Nessy, you are one crazy motha'. ------------------------------- Ginger - 2005-02-03 11:43:53 hahaha. I like bi-guys. they are so metro! ------------------------------- Kelly - 2005-02-03 11:46:04 the whole chex/trail mix getting it up the ass thing just made me throw up a little. It all fits, in a very sick, very twisted way. ------------------------------- Tracy - 2005-02-03 11:50:59 LMAO!! Thank you. I think you just saved me from killing my husband. ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 11:55:25 I think I might actually make that trail mix and see if anyone eats it. Then again, maybe I'll pee in the toliet this superbowl. ------------------------------- Andy - 2005-02-03 11:58:10 It's a little known fact the the Polar Bears at the San Deigo Zoo entire diet is made up of Trail Mix and white fish. ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 12:00:57 Andy, did you know that all polar bears are bi-sexual...they will, in fact, do anything. ------------------------------- Andy - 2005-02-03 12:09:25 I've heard that about them. They're pretty much the skank whores of the artic. ------------------------------- betty - 2005-02-03 12:11:23 huh weird I was just thinking about anal sex. ------------------------------- Kelly - 2005-02-03 12:13:31 Thats cause you were reading this shitty diary. ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 12:14:15 Yeah, I even have proof that before they eat the penguins...they give them the reach around. ------------------------------- Anisettekiss - 2005-02-03 12:58:50 Andy - I'ma hurt you... Gump - I'm sad I didn't find you sooner! I have some catching up to do. ------------------------------- The Real Kelly - 2005-02-03 13:19:55 Damn fraudulent Kelly! Go Away! haha Skank Whores of the Artic. I love that ------------------------------- cloudy - 2005-02-03 13:21:10 Now you have got something there, the perfect snack during anal sex. ------------------------------- Samantha - 2005-02-03 13:28:53 For some reason I think two guys together is not okay, but two women together is. I had this friend in architecture school who agreed with me and put it really well. He said, "Yeah, two women together is balanced, like beans and rice. Two guys together is too much, like steak and pork chops." I don't know why, but that just made sense to me. Don't get me wrong...I've got nothing against gay men. They're just harder for my own weird mind to justify existentially. ------------------------------- Andy - 2005-02-03 13:33:05 (screams like Homer Simpson and once again runs out of diary land in panic) ------------------------------- razor-vixen - 2005-02-03 13:34:23 Apparently some groundhogs saw their shadow, and some didn't. Our Ontarian groundhog, Wireton Willie, didn't. Same with yours, I think? And if you think the needles & pain for the back tattoo were bad, you shoulda been there when I got my eyebrows tattooed. Try getting a tattoo on your face. It's not fun! ------------------------------- Randomlush - 2005-02-03 13:36:10 The purple cabbage is my favorite... Then again I was the kid that would trade all my red fruit snacks for yellow ones. ------------------------------- Kelly - 2005-02-03 13:39:30 Homer funny ------------------------------- krissie p - 2005-02-03 14:01:05 there are other groundhogs used for groundhog day??? it thought it was only Punxsutawney Phil... humph... now my life is in turmoil. and i too have noticed that girls are going for the bi-guy thing... going-loopy is right... it seems that any guy i have gotten involved with that has deemed himself to be bi... within a few years of that comming out... turns into... im homosexual. noting wrong with it... but gwhy does it take that long to figure it out? ------------------------------- krissie p - 2005-02-03 14:01:15 there are other groundhogs used for groundhog day??? it thought it was only Punxsutawney Phil... humph... now my life is in turmoil. and i too have noticed that girls are going for the bi-guy thing... going-loopy is right... it seems that any guy i have gotten involved with that has deemed himself to be bi... within a few years of that comming out... turns into... im homosexual. noting wrong with it... but why does it take that long to figure it out? ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 14:08:19 I just don't think its socially acceptable. Plus I don't see how you could not like girls. Thats just me. Also, pork chops and steak is pretty funny. ------------------------------- Ellen - 2005-02-03 14:12:56 Ewe. That trail mix looks disgusting. Now, I love me some chex mix. Oh, and they certainly don't all taste the same. I'll have to come over with 3 seperate bowls and force feed you them in bed. Hrm. That's like a fortune cookie saying: You'll have chex mix with Ellen tonight - in bed. Oh yeah. ------------------------------- Anisettekiss - 2005-02-03 14:23:35 Okay. So I met this guy, a few years ago, at a music festival. We dated for a while and one night on the phone he starts talking about that groundhog. He caught me SO off guard I had NO idea what he was talking about. SO he says something to me like, "You're from PA, you should know who that is." It was all down hill from there. ------------------------------- Vicki - 2005-02-03 14:43:31 No, but some people like pears and blue cheese together. Or ham and melon. Or whatever. ------------------------------- Amber - 2005-02-03 15:33:23 That entry is so true about the bi-sexual thing. Like everything you wrote was just right on. My friends and I joke around about how, when we started school, everyone was "normal." But then, like 78% of the guys we knew were all of a sudden either "gay" or "bi-sexual." We tease them all the time about how they're just being greedy, stingy, bastards. But then, there's A LOT of people that have experiences with members of the same sex in college. It's like... the thing to do. So I don't know. By the way, I thought the beans/rice and steak/pork analogy was freakin hilarious. ------------------------------- bethany - 2005-02-03 15:47:34 why don't all you douchebags get on AIM Im and save yourself the trouble of checking this page every 5 minutes. ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 15:52:33 What the hell is AIM im ------------------------------- bethany - 2005-02-03 15:55:13 AOL Instant Messenger. Or any sort of instant messenger. Funny, I clicked on the link to see the thread I posted to and already had a response. Gump, do you just sit and hit refresh every 5 seconds or what?!?! ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 15:59:25 I was just teasing you, because AIM IM should be AOL IM. ------------------------------- bethany - 2005-02-03 16:20:12 yes, sorry, i was in a hurry to post since i had to pee. didn't double check. FUCK! Now I AM THE DOUCHEBAG! I have checked this 3 times now. Addicting. Damn you Gump. A plague on your house! ------------------------------- bethany - 2005-02-03 16:20:30 yes, sorry, i was in a hurry to post since i had to pee. didn't double check. FUCK! Now I AM THE DOUCHEBAG! I have checked this 3 times now. Addicting. Damn you Gump. A plague on your house! ------------------------------- Vizzi - 2005-02-03 16:37:24 Well lets see where to start here. First off i do not believe i haver ever been so grossed out in a whole 24 hours, i mean chex mix and bisexual men basically gross me out seperately but together its like Uber nasty. Gump you deffintaly went and pulled out the 2 of the most random, unrealted topics, ran with it, and somehow made it work... i salute you. And also AIM is already an abreviation for AOL Instant Messanger... it says it right on the sign in screen {alright well maybe not EVERYONE knows that, but i do...} ------------------------------- Vizzi - 2005-02-03 16:38:40 My salute did have 5 fingers by the way... not just one ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-03 17:16:25 I know I was just harrasing bethany. ------------------------------- onewetleg - 2005-02-03 17:20:41 aol advocates the use of chex mix. ------------------------------- Vizzi - 2005-02-03 17:21:43 Well thats cool i guess cuz i was just stating the obvious... ------------------------------- Clarity - 2005-02-03 23:06:57 Man, there's always a party going on in your comments section..and I miss it every time. When I arrive the floor is empty, just a random beer bottle lying around. Thanks for your note..My German is alright, but I try to avoid actually speaking as much as I can. Those "r's" and "Ch"'s are a bitch. I just sound like I'm trying to clear my throat. I understand the language though, mostly I just nod alot. It's hard to find "Chex Mix" in Germany..btw. ------------------------------- Gumphood - 2005-02-04 08:29:17 I'm gonna make it an even 40. Like the 40's I'm gonna be drinking this weekend. ------------------------------- add your comment: |