Comments:

Kelly - 2004-12-21 18:53:53
Will they let you in with your snake arms? I mean thats not a weird as jews for jesus is it?
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laural - 2004-12-21 18:54:13
this is one of your funniest posts yet. thank you for making me laugh. good job, gump.
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Sarah - 2004-12-21 19:39:02
Can Jewstians celebrate Festivus too? Just wondering. Happy Chrismukkah!
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Phil - 2004-12-21 20:44:44
I wonder what language they use:- Yiddish, Latin or English. They may be the first religion to use esperanto. I think Gump would be ok Kel,with the snake arms. He would be a Hindjew for Jesus. I mean Ganish has four arms and an elephant head,Shiva has a thing for snakes, so I think they'd accept him.
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Erin - 2004-12-22 04:30:03
Ok, one.. OF COURSE Jews are "for" Jesus. Jesus himself was jewish.Two.. what are you on? Can I have some?
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betchy - 2004-12-22 08:01:46
i would love to be inside your head Gump. just for the day. just to find out where all your ideas come from.
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Andy - 2004-12-22 09:03:55
Speaking from expereince, being a Bris-ee as an adult is not a pleasant experience. I hear the Wicans have a wonderful summer solistice party. Have you interviewed with the Wicans yets?
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sarkasmo - 2004-12-22 09:27:46
bahaha, wuslims.
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Erika - 2004-12-22 10:07:00
I actually looked into this for Larry and me, you know, thinking a nice compromise, but those people are truly fanatical. I received pamplets and mailings from them years after the inital contact. They even sent me a nifty cassette tape with music and everything to convince my husband that Jesus was real. It was so corny, I could barely get through it. Needless to say, that was a total wash.
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Andy - 2004-12-22 10:18:06
EWrika, Jews for Jesus is not a Jewish-Christian sect. It is Christian group dedicated to converting Jews to Christian beliefs. It's not a compromise.
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Gumphood - 2004-12-22 11:11:55
Yeah. I think its silly. Its like the jewish population is so small, why bother converting them. They need Jesus for Islam. How about Religion for Dummies.
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sarkasmo - 2004-12-22 11:33:00
hey, thanks for liking my dream. i wish it had zombies in it. that woulda been cool.
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Nicole - 2004-12-22 16:31:54
Wah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Dude. That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Thanks, Gump. :)
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