Comments:

Vicki - 2004-12-17 16:25:09
That was one of the big things my ex and I fought about....He told me I tied my shoes wrong....I tied them in "granny knots"...apparently, this is not acceptable...all I know is that I have NEVER tripped over my own shoelaces.
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rhi~ - 2004-12-17 16:30:26
Hmmmm. That list should be printed and put on a tshirt someplace. I am 26 ( for the 4th year in a row) and, even at my elderly age, that list was hysterical. * clapping*
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jes - 2004-12-17 16:34:52
good advice. should I throw out my velcro undies? they're so EASY -jb.
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Ellen - 2004-12-17 16:44:43
Hey. I liked all of those. Mm hmm.
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Gumphood - 2004-12-17 16:51:05
I am glad. The velcro undies can stay. I mean, for sexual use only. Its' friday. I am dirty.
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Stick Figure - 2004-12-17 16:59:38
Who is that hot guy - he is so hot - I bet he is dirty
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Kelly - 2004-12-17 17:08:13
ah hahahaha! Youre the bestest.
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procrasto - 2004-12-17 17:10:53
*nods head in acknowledgement* Especially on the point abuot shaving your nose. Why weren't we warned! After thirty you discover ear hair!
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laural - 2004-12-17 17:31:38
all of those are true and i wanna fuck the roomate. hugs. laural
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bethany - 2004-12-17 17:52:26
I didnt get the jeans/khakis thing. was it just poorly worded or am i just a flaming imbecile?
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Sarah - 2004-12-17 20:28:54
I think I will print this list out and save it for my birthday in August- the big 25. Also, the roommate is hot. Is he a Yankee fan?
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sharon - 2004-12-17 21:04:30
bwahahaha. the roommate picture was so random. i love it. and my ass is sore from snowboarding. i'm sure you wanted to hear THAT.
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xquzme - 2004-12-18 14:09:55
Excellent advice, my friend. I'm going to copy you and Andy and do a similar entry. Because I know everyone wants to know more about me. I can feel it like the zit I'm getting on my forehead. Oh yeah, I should warn you youngin's that the zit thing? You thought you were done? HA! Every now and then you will get a real juicy one. But as you age, you come to be proud of them. Because you might get carded, and stuff. GREAT entry, Gump! Who loves ya?!!
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krissie p - 2004-12-18 16:48:50
ok... so... it seems that one of these days, when i write you a comment, i am going to accidently put in my diaryland password in one of the boxes under my name... i catch myself do it every time and i get it out of there and laugh at myself... but i know... one of these times... i am going to get home drunk and try to write you something and BAM! my password... which wouldnt be so bad... but i can see it getting silly... now i forgot what my comment was. ill get back to you on that...
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kerbang - 2004-12-18 20:59:29
the reason the cups have pointy bottoms is so you can't put them down. that way people don't leave half full cups of water lying all over the place. this is a fine example of solving a behavioral problem by restructuring the environment.
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Phil - 2004-12-19 21:47:45
Like the idea of a Gumplist T-shirt! My friends and I have an expression regarding condoms. "Sometimes you or she are so skanky, you have to double glove.
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sarkasmo - 2004-12-20 13:13:53
And if you're the DD at a bad concert? =\ You need to fire your photographer. Either that or your roommate needs to ease up on the blush. Other than that, he looks like Charlie Sheen doing a Morissey impression. Not bad.
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Andy - 2004-12-20 14:46:33
The clap isn't cool? Man, I gotta get out more.
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vomitingcod - 2004-12-20 15:02:52
that kerbang comment was so kerbang. also, isn't he in ireland? WHat the hell is he doing leaveing you comments while he's in ireland?! i just realized that he wasn't in ireland when he wrote that. oh well. also: who is that roommate? He is so hot!
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Mary - 2004-12-30 14:38:07
I think your stuff has to be the most original and funny shit on Diaryland. Thanks for entertaining me during my boring-ass bureaucratic job. You make being a stop-gap almost bearable!
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