Comments:

Gumphood - 2004-11-09 10:49:31
This was actually true.
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betty - 2004-11-09 10:58:35
Dildos are just creepy and gross, unless they are your own and you know no one else knows where it is hidden so they can't do gross things with it.
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Procrasto - 2004-11-09 11:18:42
Woman in skirt? It drops out? She doesn't notice? Oh Gump. And yet most likely of the scenarios...
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Gumphood - 2004-11-09 11:22:52
It's cold. Maybe she's numb all over.
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Ellen - 2004-11-09 11:25:24
I like - Scenario Two: The Drop. That's always a possibility. I've never walked around with my dildo inside of me like that, though. I'm sure some of my friends have, though. Well, not with my dildo, of course. Right.
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Aleisa Pinklyn - 2004-11-09 11:36:03
OMG... this is the funniest thing I have ever heard. My guess is that it was a Beauty School Drop Out.
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Pandionna - 2004-11-09 13:54:28
And here I am thinking someone used it in an alleyway and then just threw it there... Your theories are SO much more interesting. In fact, I think you should write them up in a series of short stories.
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Sarah - 2004-11-09 15:11:52
That is too incredibly funny. And, you know? I used to encounter the girls from that school all the time because I used to work at the Cat Hospital right there on Beacon Street (just across from the Fleet Bank there), and man, were those girls skanky!!! So, I would be in no way surprised if the scenario of it falling out of a girl unnoticed was true. And I do mean one of the students.
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Liquid Human - 2004-11-09 15:29:45
Scenario Eight: The Fight, Reimagined Two Ninjas have just had their entire bodies waxed, so as to maintain their slickness and trout-like speed in the arts of war, when one realizes that he has paid the fee for both. They reach for their ninja sabres to duel it out, but find that the enemy ninja, Master Chen Ninjanato, has replaced their deadly weapons with less than fatal dildos! Ninja Masahitu stabs Ninja Yoki with the Rabbit Deluxe, Ninja Masahitu falls from the force of the mortal wound, dropping his weapon/dildo, while Ninja Yoki flees the scene, taking the murder weapon with him.
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bethany - 2004-11-09 15:52:55
Ok, I am coming clean, but not cleanly coming. A friend of mine was jilted by her ruthless boyfriend and I had a plan. We purchased a fleshy pink dildo and made sure to fill it with fresh Duracell's. We followed him to a largely crowded supermarket last night. While he was in the store we quickly super glued the running (full blast) dildo to the hood of his shiny, new, black, luxury car. After watching the faces of every soul leaving the parking lot, (which was worth it alone) he came out of the market. When he saw the dildo, he stood frozen with shock. He was too afraid to touch the thing and was quite puzzled at what to do. He tried hitting it off with a loaf of bread, but to no avail. After being stared at by dozens of exiting customers, he decided to make a quick get away. He was forced to drive about two miles home with the vibrating dildo. It must have finally detached it this morning on his way to pick up a Vietnamese prostitute.
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cloudy - 2004-11-09 16:08:52
BRAVA!
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Lu - 2004-11-09 17:45:44
Oh, I dunno, Gumpy. That was a tough question. (about the most surprising thing.) I sat for many minutes...okay...seconds, trying to think about that one. All I could come up with, was the day that I found out I got accepted to University. Which was, incidentally, the day I found out I hadn't passed high school. I didn't pass high school, because I didn't pass a class called "Planning your Future." The whole situation was quite ironic, really. I called up a teacher friend of mine, and they ended up hooking me up with a 96% in the class, so I did graduate that year, and I am in my second year of Uni. It's still surprising. That is the only surprising thing i've had, to this point. I was an A student for a long time.
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Risa - 2004-11-09 18:59:57
ahh that was amazing!
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laural - 2004-11-09 19:23:45
i had a friend who found a dildo on his bedroom floor once, right after cumming with me. he stepped on it..heheh. he did not remember where it was from or whos it was...hmmm. i did not touch it either. made me wonder. hugs.
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Kelly - 2004-11-10 10:49:15
I love the dildo coming to a giggling rest. Thats just perfect. I dont have a vibrator. Once again a reflection of my 4th grade boy emotional maturity. They are just entirely too funny.
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Gumphood - 2004-11-10 11:08:35
This one wasn't electric. It was rubbery.
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razor-vixen - 2004-11-10 12:37:46
HAHAH! #2 made me laugh. It's gotta be #2. And FYI: if it was electric it would be a vibrator. Just rubber? It's a dildo.
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purplecigar - 2004-11-10 12:46:18
In answer to your questions--Well see, that's the thing...the only time he would even have the opportunity to be alone with a girl is at the mall (and, even then, he's with a whole group of people) or at school (I mean, come on). He says he hasn't done anything yet and I believe him. We've been so open about this subject, that I honestly believe he would tell me when pressed. Would he volunteer it? Probably not. But I think he'd either tell me if I asked him or I'd know 'cause he's a sucky liar (thankfully). And, the needle business......HA HA!!
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BETHANY - 2004-11-10 12:52:58
you can have one that is rubbery and vibrates at the same time. technology makes me want to pump my fists in the air and see YIPEE CHI YAY YEE HA!
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