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Sandy - 2004-10-07 13:23:10
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Katie - 2004-10-07 13:31:50
To answer your question, sir, I would rather fight the zombie-wolf. A werewolf is just crazy, man. There's no stopping those suckers. But since zombie biology proves the decay of zombie beasts, if I could get a good enough hold of one of its limbs, I could rip it off and hit it over the head with its own front paw or something. Of course, I would still die, but that isn't the point: I beat a zombie wolf with its paw! How cool would that be?!
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Katie - 2004-10-07 13:33:01
Hey, hey, and don't forget that we have the red breasted nut hatch. They can walk backwards on trees. That's dangerous. That's crafty. That's cunning. Watch out.
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Gumphood - 2004-10-07 13:38:53
I would just have my Buffalo bite its head off.
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Procrasto - 2004-10-07 13:55:21
You forget that Scotland also has the great heilan' coo! Or Highland cattle. With their flowy long hair and long pointy horns, they're like hippy cows, man. Which knock the SOCKS off your bison... or buffalo or whatever... and a were-beaver? I can see Marvel comics all over that...
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April - 2004-10-07 13:59:35
Man... You went way too far with the Noah's ark deal. But you're right, if North America is known for suckingly boring animals, Europe has got to be the worst. I mean, besides reindeer, all they've got is Prince Charles to stare at. Now they'd definitely lose the Animal World Smackdown, no questions asked.
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Gumphood - 2004-10-07 14:21:20
Livestock are not animals. No one is afraid of the domesticaed sheep. No one quivers at the drugged up cow. They are meat sticks. They live so we can eat them later. Those are not real animals. Wild Game baby. Wild Game.
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BigpimpinMBA - 2004-10-07 14:56:47
I like that you referenced Teddy Ruxpin....

Don't we have lunch-basket stealing bears or something like that? And we've got Hong-Kong Phooey to kick some ass. He may have Hong Kong in his name, but I'm betting that he is an American Bad-Ass. Awww Yeahhh.
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Procrasto - 2004-10-07 15:26:06
Yeah - don't forget the bad ass grizzly and Polar bears. They could issue a serious beating. Europe, remember do have that fighting spirit. They are wirey and beady eyed. Except for the French.
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razor-vixen - 2004-10-07 15:40:00
You forgot to mention the platypus...is that not the most messed up excuse for an animal ever? Someone was pracising some weird-ass crossbreeding, for sure! Enjoy your wedding! Well, the one you are going to.
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sarkasmo - 2004-10-07 16:22:51
>>We lost the fox, but we do have the Beaver and the Bison. I love the Buffalo.<< I think you're the only guy I know of that would pick buffalo over beaver, there, Chief.
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kelly - 2004-10-07 22:09:48
Gump you are retarded and I love you to bits. I'm not just saying that because I have copious amounts of Absolut in me either.
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betty - 2004-10-07 23:43:44
Have a wonderful weekend.
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kerbang - 2004-10-08 02:45:37
this is the best entry you've ever written. yes i said 'best' not 'worst' like usual.
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onewetleg - 2004-10-08 03:42:30
hello??? where the hell do you live? we have bears and mountain lions and wolves. sheesh. are you forgetting canada is part of north america? what about rattlesnakes? i'd put my rattler against your buffalo anyday. love,
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aliop33 - 2004-10-09 19:36:38
Hello my friend. So, are the Yankees going to kick your ass in the series? Is it official yet? We shall see my friend, we shall see.
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TheChemister - 2004-10-10 00:53:27
Haha, you're right. America has pretty sucky animals (bar mountain lions, those thing kick ass). But maybe I'm biast to a country that would vote a redneck TEXAN into office over some guy who slept with someone other than his wife. Australia doesn't have mammoths, buddy. They're dead, get over it. I haven't seen any flying sharks about either, but next time I go to the aquarium, I shall inquire, in case they have one hidden out the back in a cardboard box or something...
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