Comments:

Katie - 2004-07-14 09:48:44
Those just make me want to stalk him more. But I am a lazy, lazy girl and will have to settle for writing comments like these.
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Erika - 2004-07-14 10:29:46
Slimy, yet satisfying.
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Sharon - 2004-07-14 10:41:53
Mystery Writer X, you amaze me. A lot of those I knew already, except for the peeing part. He is so going to get slammed for that. You should take over this joint. p.s. thank god for your spelling!
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Ellen - 2004-07-14 10:59:33
Oh. I love him even more!
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betty - 2004-07-14 11:37:15
I'm just going to have to say ditto to Ellen.
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jes - 2004-07-14 11:51:42
mystery writer. you need to be here more often talking trash about gump. that was an awesome entry, and now i have tons of ammunition against him. that's cool. I would start chanting "dump that gump" to encourage you to write here more instead of him, but then I might get a bad review on gumpreviews. love, me
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betty - 2004-07-14 11:52:47
I'm just going to have to say ditto to Ellen.
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rok - 2004-07-14 11:59:29
*snort* #6 had me in stiches. You have revealed his super powers. You might have to be punished later when the G-man returns. I think you will probably enjoy the punishment, especially if it includes chocolate and hot midgets, which knowing the Gump? It will. ;)
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kerbang - 2004-07-14 12:57:01
best...entry...ever. ms. mystery, you are a queen in my eyes forever.
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sarika - 2004-07-14 12:59:19
sun tan lotion is sun tan lotion. hmm. never occured to me that was a british thing. ah well. we live and learn. Also we brits rarely have need of wearing any. I mean, today is JULY and it feels more like....March. A miserable overcast British March that is. cant wait to get out of this country...4 days....4 days... :D x
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AJ - 2004-07-14 14:43:18
VH1's I love the 80's has become my friend...otherwise I'd be kinda lost too. But then again, I was born in 83, so I spent most of the 80's acting like a baby ;)
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laural - 2004-07-14 15:13:20
oh goddess. i bow before you. wonderful. wonderful. wonderful. love you much. laural you should start your own diary!
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vomiting cod - 2004-07-14 15:15:44
who are you, X?
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onewetleg - 2004-07-14 15:18:29
dear mystery writer-x, i know that pump, i mean, gimp, i mean GUMP asked us to be nice to you but i miss him. don't feel bad when i say this, but you are pale in comparison to the wonder that is... um, him. i can't play the 'drink everytime he makes a spelling error' game. maybe you could throw in a few mistakes? i think i'm going to have to go to jimmy's world and insult him for a while. anyway, thanks for being here, i'm sure you will do fine. i'm just so sad with out gump. love,
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bethany - 2004-07-14 16:46:41
you know him like only someone shtuping would... and your writing is awesome. while i miss gump, i look forward to hearing more from you, miss X! rock on!
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Erin - 2004-07-14 17:20:44
Those are some very interesting things to know about gumpy. Thanks "x".:)
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wondermart - 2004-07-15 00:51:02
Okay, so Gump's from Boston and he does a southern accent? Sounds like a train wreck to me.
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kerbang - 2004-07-15 03:18:27
incidentally, #10 is something you will experience every single time Gump is a passenger in your car. i'm not kidding. every time.
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