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razor-vixen - 2004-05-05 09:26:27
What a freak! How did he think you hit his "truck" anyways?! Some people are just scary...and slimy, it seems!
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Ange - 2004-05-05 09:30:03
Oh, the adventures you can have when commuting or walking! Sounds like the guy could be a poster child for Anger Management 2.
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sharon - 2004-05-05 09:52:01
I like this "ode" phase. You should do it for EVERYTHING. Call it the ode era. I'm tired. Happy Roommates de Mayo! [dork]. Thanks for the boy encouragement last night.
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purplecigar - 2004-05-05 09:54:07
uh, ok. He is worried about you hitting his TRUCK with your bare HANDS? Unless you turn green and into Lou Ferigno when people piss you off, I'm not sure it's that much of an issue is it? Gah! What a putz!
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uNCLEPUMPKIn - 2004-05-05 10:19:05
Dude! I almost got into a fight today too! I was coming out of the gym and I was wearing an Air Force T-shirt because it makes me look buff, and this guy walks by and pushes me saying "fuck the air force." I was tired so I just gave him a look and kept walking and he pushed me again and said "I said go fuck yourself!" So I stuck a knife in his stomach.
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Gumphood - 2004-05-05 11:03:20
Yeah. I was thinking about what I would have done. I liked my chances in this one. The guy had about one more step of leyway. But can you imagine getting out of your truck, running a block to catch someone, ripping off your shirt, and NOT hitting the guy?! How does that walk back feel? Especially with me jabbering.
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Ellen - 2004-05-05 11:28:10
HAHA! Sometimes you make my day! :)
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bethany - 2004-05-05 12:10:04
Simply Stated: if he would have toched one hair on your head, I would have flown to Boston and put my size 9 up his tightly wound ass.
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betty - 2004-05-05 12:13:34
Wow, what a spazz, people have serious rage issues nowadays.
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Jude - 2004-05-05 12:17:26
LOL I've had that happen to me... as I used to live in a very bad section of town, only I was 12 and this guy was like 20 (which was ancient to me at the time). Anyhow, glad you're alright! You should probably stop walking to work :-\, how many times is it that you've almost gotten killed!?
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aliop33 - 2004-05-05 13:45:45
I guess he didn't realize that if you had hit his "truck" that your hand would most likely be broken, especially if he was speeding. I guess he's one of those "don't touch the car" people and "take your shoes off in the car so you don't mess up my rugs" simply put, people suck.
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kerbang - 2004-05-05 13:47:25
I liked your chances too. Except if he had a knife. Or a gun. Or was a Yellow Belt or higher in Jiu Jitsu. Your shining moment: telling him you'd call the police. Good thinking.
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kerbang - 2004-05-05 15:13:24
unless it was in his back pocket where you couldn't see it. which is where i would keep mine.
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jen - 2004-05-05 16:17:49
your story reminds me of when i actually did accidentally hit the car door of this woman that lives down the street from me. She got a hold of my car door and started screaming at me, while her three small children watched her out the window of their mini van. She started threatening me, so i actually did call the police and had things straightened out. i feel sorry for her kids...
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laural - 2004-05-05 16:58:21
Oh my!! classic gump. Thanks man. Wonderful stuff. love laural
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Erin - 2004-05-05 20:23:18
Wow!
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jes - 2004-05-05 20:41:43
you HIT his truck gump. YOU HIT HIS TRUCK?!? you giant bastard. I swear to god, if you ever hit my truck, i am gonna shove a tampon up your nose (both sides) and kick you in the chin.
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Jimmy - 2004-05-06 09:39:13
You're such a pussy. You talk all big and bad about your tjitsu shit, but you just wussed out when you should have kicked that guy's ass.
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