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Comments:
crapstein - 2004-01-27 14:58:48
awesome
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Erika - 2004-01-27 15:14:08
I feel like I've run a marathan.
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Kat - 2004-01-27 15:16:59
So where do boxer briefs fall in the underwear categorization?
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Ange - 2004-01-27 15:23:23
ROFL, yes!
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sarika - 2004-01-27 15:42:52
your mind is one..truly...crazy thing. x
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serena (Of serenaville) - 2004-01-27 15:47:20
That was BRILLIANT, man, FUH-UCKING BRILLIANT. Don't get me started on why, I'll never stop!! *HUGS*
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aliop33 - 2004-01-27 16:28:13
Do you order "Big Kids Meals" or "Mighty Kids Meals"? I think the toys in there are better. You can always pretend you have kids in the car, or pretend you are on the cel asking "the kids" what they want. This one works the best!
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Gumphood - 2004-01-27 16:30:56
It's okay Allipop. I am an Arch Deluxe type of guy. hehehe
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Ellen - 2004-01-27 18:52:09
 Haha - I loved it all!
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Laural - 2004-01-27 19:36:04
Hey I liked your comedy bit. I liked these jokes esp:
1. The black man being better than white guys
2. The chinese stars in the eyes ( I am still laughing at that for some reason!)
3. The woman stalker joke, though that one might not go over too well at a college bar with women so think on that one a bit.
I think you are a funny guy, work on the bit some more before you go in front of a crowd (if you do.)just to polish it. I think the delivery would make it even funnier.
Good luck with the crazy work schedule.
Laural
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sharon - 2004-01-27 21:30:50
where did john kerry come from? sheesh. I think this is more about delivery than content--but that's just me. Furthermore, I love the additional "bitch" ...but you know that kills me every time.
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sanetwin - 2004-01-28 01:01:06
"'I was talking about Chinese stars to put in your eyes, �bitch�'
That would totally work on me.
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kerbang - 2004-01-28 06:49:05
Dude. your cybersluts are disconnected from reality. this was the worst entry ever. i'm sorry, but there it is. i am putting this on my favorites list because it is so horrible.
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serena (Of serenaville) - 2004-01-28 08:56:12
I'm one of Gump's "cybersluts" now?!? I SMELL DIARYRING, and have Kerbang to thank. Who's with me??? Leave a note in my diary. If there's enough interest, I'll take that challenge. *smirks to Kerbang*
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lg - 2004-01-28 21:43:31
hahaha... my boyfreind's mom drove us to homecoming. we went to steak and shake afterwards for fries. it was the first time i ever remember him wearing real dress shoes and not his dinkles. hahaha i had the best time. very amusing entry gump. keep it up.
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not-tuesday - 2004-01-30 00:39:24
Gumpy is a funny fella.
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kerbang - 2004-04-09 13:45:55
i just tried to re-read this, because i wasn't sure if it was the worst entry ever. i still haven't made it all the way to the end. you remain the champ, probably for all time.
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Gumphood - 2004-11-04 09:15:26
Holy Crap this was a long entry.
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