Old Stuff


Archives


Crappy entries best forgotten
Entries that have no meaning
Best Entries (Flashbacks)
Word Art and other Experimental Entries
The "funny" entries
My Day to Day Ramblings
My private entries

2007-08-30 - I think J.D. Drew is okay.
2007-06-25 - June - Late (late is key)
2007-04-25 - April 2007
2007-04-04 - Its been a while
2007-03-01 - Ode to a Wooden Old Friend
2007-02-08 - I'm doing this as Hard as I Can.
2007-01-22 - Santa, Tooth Fairy, and Tom Brady don't exist.
2007-01-17 - Best Weekend Ever? Thank you MLK!
2006-12-18 - Ode to the Letter Q.
2006-12-15 - Getting up
2006-12-12 - The End of Something Unexpected
2006-12-04 - Idiot I am
2006-11-03 - Numbers and Pats v Colts
2006-11-01 - I missed Halloween
2006-10-19 - Dream At Night, Girl with the Cobra Tattoo
2006-10-13 - Shocking Statments and Football
2006-09-29 - Change and Football
2006-09-21 - Zombies and Football
2006-09-19 - Fred's Dead baby, Fred's Dead
2006-09-11 - Two-a-Day
2006-08-25 - Rush to judgement
2006-08-21 - Yankees Don't Suck
2006-08-11 - Flava Ice!
2006-07-28 - PMA
2006-07-25 - Married Man
2006-06-27 - Wedding Approaches
2006-06-14 - Flux
2006-06-05 - The Wedding Shower
2006-05-24 - WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!
2006-05-23 - Out of Season and Out of Style
2006-05-19 - Girls Can't Rock.
2006-05-16 - Bite my Shiney Metal Ass Fox!
2006-05-09 - Tom "Cruise"
2006-05-08 - Living in America
2006-05-01 - Gump Hood�s Summer Movie Preview 06
2006-04-28 - Birthday 06
2006-04-18 - Robots, Cyborgs, and Androids....OH MY!!!!
2006-04-14 - Student Driver
2006-04-07 - The Anatomy of a Bachelor Party
2006-03-27 - The Men in the Woods
2006-03-23 - Betterments and Chores
2006-03-16 - St. Patrick Needed to wear Lingere.
2006-03-13 - Smart Men buy Extra Sets
2006-03-10 - Insane People can be Secret Agents Too.
2006-03-03 - The Male: Nature's Retard
2006-03-01 - The Ninja Vs The Wrestler
2006-02-24 - Ugly Girl/Pretty Girl
2006-02-21 - Murky happiness
2006-02-14 - Might Morphing Power Rangers
2006-02-09 - Conversation Between Gump and God
2006-02-08 - Preach The Beech
2006-02-06 - 4 Things Survey
2006-02-01 - Tricky Dick Must Die
2006-01-26 - Last Weekend was a Gump Family tradition
2006-01-23 - A whole bunch of thoughts
2006-01-20 - 30 Facts about Jack
2006-01-18 - Movie Review: Exotica
2006-01-13 - A "Survey" to "Take"
2006-01-11 - The Worst/Best Homeless Man Not in America!
2006-01-06 - NFL Wild Card Weekend 2006
2006-01-05 - Gump Loves Resolutions
2005-12-30 - Cooking With Gump: Ten Tiny Tacos
2005-12-27 - Merry Christmas Diaryland Peeps
2005-12-23 - A little happiness for the season
2005-12-21 - Jesus Hates the Red Sox
2005-12-19 - In Boston, this is LESS offensive.
2005-12-15 - If Gump Could change one thing about the world...
2005-12-12 - Christmas: Snooping
2005-12-07 - There is Something Wrong with this picture.
2005-12-06 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
2005-12-06 - East and West
2005-12-01 - Update on my Mother
2005-11-28 - The Color of Red Kryptonite
2005-11-23 - Girls/Guys: Imaginary Girlfriends vs Imaginary Boyfriends
2005-11-20 - Gumphood's Good News
2005-11-18 - Survay for a Friday
2005-11-16 - A Rant about commercial products
2005-11-14 - Today on a Very Special Gumphood
2005-11-09 - Girls/Guys: Women at their worst
2005-11-08 - Ads, Colts, and Perverts
2005-11-04 - Blind People and Football Tricks
2005-11-02 - Blind Melon
2005-11-01 - Halloween House Party Pictures
2005-10-31 - Halloween House Party
2005-10-28 - Happy Halloween!!
2005-10-24 - Diaryland Call to Arms!
2005-10-20 - Three Things
2005-10-19 - Girls/Guys: Personal Ads.
2005-10-14 - Blogs and Porn
2005-10-14 - Football Blitz: Week 6
2005-10-12 - Car Crash, and Update on Life
2005-10-07 - Football Blitz!
2005-10-06 - Hello My Name is Satan
2005-09-30 - Girls/Guys: The Rule of Three
2005-09-28 - A Survey to Tickle Your Innards
2005-09-26 - 100,000 years ago!!!!
2005-09-23 - Girls/Guys: The Wingman
2005-09-22 - Girls/Guys: Can Girls and Guys be Friends?
2005-09-21 - Girls/Guys: Why Blind Dates are Harder for Guys, then they are for Girls.
2005-09-17 - I used to be a Sentimental Guy
2005-09-15 - Bad Day and Bad Art
2005-09-12 - LCE: Public
2005-09-08 - Football 2005-2006 Predictions
2005-09-06 - Christmas Catalog: Worst Gifts Ever
2005-09-02 - Christmas Catalog: Gifts You Instantly Regret
2005-09-01 - Christmas Catalog: Men Will Wear Anything
2005-08-30 - A Calm Survey before the Storm.
2005-08-29 - Things that you take for Granted: Part 3
2005-08-24 - Things that you take for Granted: Part 2
2005-08-23 - Things that you take for Granted: Part 1
2005-08-18 - Bones Break, Joints Pop, and Gump's go on the DL
2005-08-15 - Idea's and Stories
2005-08-12 - There is no bad beer; just some are better than others.
2005-08-09 - Get a Stamp!
2005-08-05 - Similarities of the Face (or face fight)
2005-08-04 - 50 Things that I love
2005-07-30 - Drunk Man Draws! (film at 11:00)
2005-07-28 - The Letch, the Skirt, and the Movie Theater
2005-07-27 - The Weak Third Sport
2005-07-26 - Robots Are Better Camel Racers than me.
2005-07-25 - The Fear of Waking Up.
2005-07-22 - This is an Entry about Gumphood, hence, boring.
2005-07-20 - Multiple Choice Stripping
2005-07-18 - If I got Magical Powers, at least life would get more interesting.
2005-07-15 - In Cancun, the beer flows like your bowels... Loosely
2005-07-12 - Adults Only
2005-07-08 - I Don't Get It
2005-07-07 - Feminism, Men, and Women.
2005-07-06 - Discussing the Movies
2005-07-01 - The Modern Re-Death of Pop Music
2005-06-30 - This Post has a History.
2005-06-27 - The 7th Level of Hell: Baggage Claim
2005-06-20 - Sex Scadals and America's Youth
2005-06-14 - Bad Bad Movies
2005-06-10 - Grand Theft Auto: Bahstin
2005-06-07 - Kidney Stones Strike Back
2005-06-02 - The Men I have Fought: The Jaguar Prince
2005-05-31 - Short but Deep
2005-05-26 - Pimps for Men.
2005-05-25 - Ways to be Dumped
2005-05-24 - Wording Symantics
2005-05-20 - The Bathroom is More Complicated than you Think.
2005-05-18 - Star Wars: Top Ten Fights
2005-05-17 - A Picture Entry: St. Patricks Day
2005-05-16 - Dave Chappell is Not Crazy ... or is he?
2005-05-13 - Not Worth Reading
2005-05-11 - Hoop It Up.
2005-05-09 - Death is on My Mind
2005-05-06 - Ben Affleck Is Off The Hook
2005-05-05 - Strange Days
2005-05-04 - Jack Bauer is a Man.
2005-05-03 - A Tough Call
2005-05-02 - That might not be true
2005-04-29 - People Who Shouldn't Die From Chainsaws
2005-04-26 - It's a Personal Holiday.
2005-04-25 - The Following Took Place between the hours of 9AM and 10AM
2005-04-22 - Things that I should be selling on Ebay.
2005-04-20 - MSN and the sounds of the Phone.
2005-04-19 - It's a State Holiday.
2005-04-14 - The First Rule of Train Club
2005-04-12 - On Love and Sex
2005-04-08 - Cookie Monster Gets Politicially Correct.
2005-04-07 - The Dating Game: Part 2
2005-04-06 - The Dating Game: Part 1
2005-04-04 - I was in the Hospital
2005-03-30 - Asking Questions to Roommates
2005-03-29 - Are You Pissing Me Off?
2005-03-27 - Bunny Maddness
2005-03-25 - A Few Memories of Unhappy Days
2005-03-23 - Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
2005-03-22 - Hogzilla
2005-03-21 - The Recap of the Weekend (long weekend)
2005-03-16 - Review Week: Doyles Pub
2005-03-15 - Review Week: Gump's Hood and the Ides Of March.
2005-03-14 - Review Week: Boston Beerworks
2005-03-11 - Star Wars Needs to Understand Spacial Geometery.
2005-03-10 - MANSQUITO
2005-03-08 - Not So nice Sex Urban Myths.
2005-03-07 - Jeff Goldblum
2005-03-04 - Friday is Fish Taco Day
2005-03-02 - Crazy Music Scurvey
2005-03-01 - My Super Sweet 16
2005-02-25 - This is a Sham of an Entry.
2005-02-23 - Are we settling or Aiming too High?
2003-05-26 - I left the Jag and I took the Rolz
2005-02-16 - Give me Dunkin Donuts or Give me Death.
2005-02-15 - Where are we Running?
2005-02-13 - Wasn't Rupert Giles in those?
2005-02-10 - I Need a Haircut
2005-02-08 - Meet The Twixsters
2005-02-07 - The Pats are World Champs Thrice
2005-02-04 - GUMPHOOD'S OFFICAL PATRIOTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME
2005-02-03 - Two Entries: one day
2005-02-01 - An Unbearable Title
2005-01-30 - How many years has Jarrod been skinny?
2005-01-28 - The Missing Link: Gymclass
2005-01-28 - The Missing Link: Gymclass
2005-01-26 - The Snow is Freezing my Mind.
2005-01-23 - Making Lemons out of Lemonade
2005-01-22 - Kudos
2005-01-22 - whortesew
2005-01-21 - Monday should NOT be A Fun-Day
2005-01-20 - Kicking Some Inanimate Ass
2005-01-19 - How to Fix the NHL
2003-05-20 - Monday hey there. Hey Where? Titles are stupid.
2005-01-14 - Friday Photoshop Fun
2005-01-13 - Me Sta Ganz
2005-01-11 - Is Nothing Something?
2005-01-10 - I think I have brain damage
2005-01-06 - Against Pollution
2005-01-04 - Quizday
2005-01-03 - My fear of 05�
2005-01-03 - Getting your Cake and Eating it too
2004-12-30 - 31 New Year Resolutions
2004-12-29 - Double Sequels
2004-12-23 - Merry Christmas
2004-12-22 - Pretty Random Thoughts
2004-12-21 - Wait...Jews are FOR Jesus?
2004-12-21 - I wasn't a good fan
2004-12-20 - My �What I don�t want for Christmas� Christmas List
2004-12-17 - 25 things to know before 25
2004-12-15 - And Eat it too!
2004-12-14 - TV in review
2004-12-09 - More Bathroom Antics
2004-12-09 - List of things I hate that I did.
2004-12-07 - A Entry about office politics.
2004-12-03 - Christmas Songs
2004-12-01 - Violence, Humor, and Video Games
2004-11-30 - Messed Up Online Diaries
2004-11-29 - Repressed more than Depressed
2004-11-26 - A Survay of Stuff and Things
2004-11-24 - The Half Day
2004-11-23 - Thank God its Thursday
2004-11-22 - Aren't Mondays the Best?
2004-11-19 - If anybody comes to see me, tell them they just missed me by a minute.
2004-11-16 - Goodbye, for a while
2004-11-15 - Broken Bones
2004-11-12 - Pee into this cup for me
2004-11-09 - A Day in the life of the Dildo
2004-11-08 - Fuzzy Probability
2004-11-05 - Fag Tag: Myth or Mythology
2004-11-03 - Suvery Of the Gods
2004-11-03 - Efficiency of Motion
2004-11-01 - Happy Halloween
2004-10-28 - The Red Sox Won The World Series
2004-10-27 - Falling 3
2004-10-26 - Falling 2
2004-10-25 - Falling
2004-10-21 - Hell Freezes Over
2004-10-19 - King Kong vs Godzilla
2004-10-18 - Frick and Frat
2004-10-14 - 3-1
2004-10-13 - 10-7
2004-10-07 - Worldly Creatures
2004-10-05 - Red Sox Nation
2004-10-04 - Pure Beauty
2004-10-01 - Google can Double as a Magic Eight Ball
2004-09-29 - I made a Survey
2004-09-27 - Answer Gump
2004-09-24 - ASK GUMP
2004-09-24 - ASK GUMP
2004-09-23 - Kibbles and Bits
2004-09-21 - On Love
2004-09-16 - Football and Dinner
2004-09-15 - Wholly Crapple
2004-09-14 - Get in the Game!
2004-09-13 - Wish me a brain
2004-09-11 - Lately I am disappointment.
2004-09-10 - Hungover, not me!
2004-09-08 - I didn't make it.
2004-09-07 - Weekend in Reverse
2004-09-03 - Stream of Warm Conciousness
2004-09-02 - A survey for the Ages
2004-09-01 - Turtles on a Half Shell
2004-08-31 - Fire Sale
2004-08-30 - New England Pats 2005 Season
2004-08-29 - The New Kewl
2004-08-27 - Last Will and Testicalment.
2004-08-26 - The Attack of the Burger
2004-08-24 - The Revenge of the Catburger
2004-08-23 - The Gump Hood Shoe Company
2004-08-21 - I'm Sorry Meatloaf
2004-08-20 - Vegas Brokenheart
2004-08-19 - Fictional Airline Letter
2004-08-18 - Letter to a Neighbor
2004-08-17 - Another Sad Day
2004-08-16 - Bats in the Belfry
2004-08-15 - I'm not that drunk
2004-08-13 - Gay Crush Week: Not Really
2004-08-12 - Gay Crush Week: Ann Coulter
2004-08-11 - Gay Crush Week: The Harpy
2004-08-10 - Gay Crush Week: Uncle Pumpkin
2004-08-09 - Gay Crush Week: Eric Bana
2004-08-09 - Are you Ready?!?
2004-08-06 - Random Thought Week: Day 7, Entry 3
2004-08-06 - Random Thought Week: Day 7, Entry 2
2004-08-06 - Random Thought Week: Day 7, Entry 1
2004-08-05 - Random Thought Week: Day 6, Entry 2
2004-08-05 - Random Thought Week: Day 6, Entry 1
2004-08-04 - Random Thought Week: Day 5, Entry 2
2004-08-04 - Random Thought Week: Day 5, Entry 1
2004-08-03 - Random Thought Week: Day 4, Entry 2
2004-08-03 - Random Thought Week: Day 4, Entry 1
2004-08-02 - Random Thought Week: Day 3, Entry 3
2004-08-02 - Random Thought Week: Day 3, Entry 2
2004-08-02 - Random Thought Week: Day 3, Entry 1
2004-08-01 - Random Thought Week: Day 2, Entry 1
2004-07-31 - Random Thought Week: Day 1, Entry 3
2004-07-31 - Random Thought Week: Day 1, Entry 2
2004-07-31 - Random Thought Week: Day 1, Entry 1
2004-07-29 - Another DNC entry
2004-07-28 - DNC1
2004-07-23 - Goodbye D.C.
2004-07-21 - Email From my Mom
2004-07-19 - Warning: Philly Sucks
2004-07-18 - I think
2004-07-17 - -
2004-07-16 - Welcome Back Gump!!!!
2004-07-15 - Mystery Writer 3
2004-07-14 - Mystery Writer 2
2004-07-13 - -
2004-07-12 - I'm heading to Philly
2004-07-09 - It's Friday and I have nothing left in the tank.
2004-07-08 - Island Style
2004-07-07 - I'm never playing this game again
2004-07-06 - List of weekend Activity
2004-07-02 - Bad Friday Entry
2004-07-01 - Sam Rammy
2004-06-30 - Uncle's Inspiration
2004-06-29 - A nice Joke
2004-06-29 - Best feeling
2004-06-28 - The Jogging Asian Man.
2004-06-25 - Hoops And Yo-Yo
2004-06-25 - Monster Week Finalie
2004-06-24 - Werewolf Survival Guide
2004-06-23 - Zombie Survival Guide
2004-06-22 - Ready or not
2004-06-18 - 500 estravaganza (Death of Gumphood)
2004-06-17 - God 10 Agnostic
2004-06-17 - God 9 Atheism
2004-06-16 - God 8 Words
2004-06-16 - God 7 Images
2004-06-07 - Highlights
2004-06-03 - Forcing the Envelope
2004-06-02 - Dumb
2004-06-01 - Beer Pong 1
2004-05-28 - The Price is Right
2004-05-28 - A dog, A man, and A Lesson
2004-05-26 - BLARG in da House
2004-05-25 - BLLLLAARRARGGG
2004-05-24 - Update on My Life?! I guess
2004-05-21 - Friday Fun 2
2004-05-20 - Life is so long
2004-05-19 - Some Ads For everyone
2004-05-18 - Taking the Heat
2004-05-17 - Emails From Readers
2004-05-14 - Friday Fun!
2004-05-13 - Big Snakes; Big Stakes
2004-05-13 - Midnight Saddness
2004-05-12 - Running of the Bowels
2004-05-11 - Three Things
2004-05-10 - Blankets, Young Kids, and Baseball
2004-05-07 - Mean Girls
2004-05-06 - Ode To Friends
2004-05-05 - Ode to Jiu-Jitsu
2004-05-04 - Ode to My Bike
2004-05-03 - crap
2004-05-03 - Ode to Living with others.
2004-05-02 - Ode to Collegiate Alchoholism
2004-04-30 - Bryce 5
2004-04-30 - Bryce 4
2004-04-29 - Bryce 3
2004-04-29 - Bryce 2
2004-04-28 - Bryce 1
2004-04-28 - Finding
2004-04-27 - She's back!
2004-04-26 - Who really cares
2004-04-22 - Happy Birthday to Me
2004-04-21 - Letter to a Friend
2004-04-20 - Housing Situation
2004-04-16 - Letters about Math
2004-04-16 - How to piss off a Roommate. Step 1
2004-04-14 - Personal Persons
2004-04-13 - The Clerk and the Chaos
2004-04-12 - 8-mile
2004-04-09 - Have a Happy Goddamn Easter you Varmits
2004-04-08 - Googled for Cute Creature Porn
2004-04-07 - Stuck on Stamps
2004-04-06 - Yet another Boring Survey
2004-04-06 - Merchandising Gump's Goods
2004-04-05 - It is my Fault
2004-04-03 - Locked and Sifting
2004-04-01 - It's All a Lie, or its it!?!
2004-04-01 - April Fools
2004-03-31 - I write to not fear
2004-03-30 - Bisquick
2004-03-29 - Pinwheel Spin me around
2004-03-26 - I am soooo Happy Right now...
2004-03-25 - The Open Road
2004-03-24 - My Made Up Trip to England
2004-03-24 - Didja
2004-03-19 - soaring gump
2004-03-18 - a goddamned nightmare
2004-03-16 - 1989 was a good year
2004-03-15 - Timely Sendoff
2004-03-15 - An entry While I am away
2004-03-12 - Smoot and Smeet
2004-03-11 - Bad Entry: yes
2004-03-10 - Baby Brother
2004-03-09 - Snipet of my Current Life
2004-03-09 - Good/Bad/Goodbad.
2004-03-08 - Scorched Earth
2004-03-05 - Jin Jitsu
2004-03-04 - Share and Share Alike.
2004-03-03 - Mooko
2004-03-02 - Embarrassment
2004-03-01 - First Date
2004-02-27 - Monorail
2004-02-26 - Crazy Dry Cleaning
2004-02-26 - Persian Flaw
2004-02-26 - The Mystery Of CHS
2004-02-25 - The Adventures of Pik Uke (part 1)
2004-02-23 - May new forsaken's be forgot.
2004-02-20 - I don't want your credos.
2004-02-19 - Ludicrous Laws
2004-02-18 - Totally Off
2004-02-18 - junk
2004-02-17 - Two Funny Things
2004-02-17 - Valintine's Day Claims Victums. (sp?)
2004-02-13 - 400th Entry: Letter To Shelly
2004-02-13 - Top Ten Reasons Why It�s Good to Have a Date For Valentine�s Day
2004-02-12 - The Top Ten Reasons Why it�s Good to Not Have a Valentine
2004-02-12 - The Dirty Dogs
2004-02-11 - Sick with Sadness
2004-02-11 - A silly Morning Entry
2004-02-10 - You Sweet Tendaroni
2004-02-10 - What a strange day
2004-02-09 - Google Search "Postmodern Art"
2004-02-06 - What I like about you
2004-02-05 - Gunphood
2004-02-05 - Crazy
2004-02-04 - It's about time
2004-02-04 - Like a walnut in a vice
2004-02-03 - Court Room Mishaps
2004-02-03 - Pik Uke
2004-02-02 - Why is the room still spinning?
2004-01-30 - This Entry is Wacky
2004-01-30 - Bill Simmons is God
2004-01-29 - A suvery thing-a-ma-gig
2004-01-29 - A day of Cold, reminds me of old.
2004-01-28 - Lonely
2004-01-28 - Elenor Rigby
2004-01-27 - A Funny Rants about the Terrible Thing that is "Guyness"
2004-01-24 - Loser I am
2004-01-23 - That Kind of Night
2004-01-23 - Mutual Decisions
2004-01-23 - The First Tale of the Albino
2004-01-22 - Pony
2004-01-21 - Self, Love, Sex, and The love of self-sex.
2004-01-20 - Creation of the Universe Part II
2004-01-20 - Silly Silly Road Trip.
2004-01-16 - MFC and damn it's cold