2006-12-18 - 1:53 p.m. Ode to the Letter Q. Letter Q, I hate you. You are like the cripple of all the letters. Why do you need the Letter �U�? To scared to make it on your own? The letter Q is like a mamma�s boy. Living at home until age 45 because rent�s cheaper when �U� is always picking up the tab. What do you go in that I like? �Quiz!� I hate quiz. I prefer �test� Quiet! Fuck no! I�m loud! Quilt! No way, I�m not Martha Washington. Queer! I prefer Homo. Quest! How did that work out for Don Quixote? Quarantine! Yeah that sounds fun. Quake! Are you EVER fun letter �Q�? Quartz! Oh the only gemstone that�s worth less than a �rock� Quote! Quote me on this! I thought it was spelled Kawote. Quit! Screw you, I�m no quiter! Like seriously Q. Its time to grow up. Go get some new friends. U told me you were useless, ugly, unemployed, and needed to cut the umbilical cord. Its best you listen. | |||||||||||
