Comments:

Kelly - 2005-09-08 13:08:23
FIRST!aljfdasifjaskrj! ummm thats about all I have to say.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-08 13:12:41
SECOND!!!! oh wait....
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Andria - 2005-09-08 13:15:31
Ok. I totally skipped over your football analysis, because I don't know enough about football to go into that much detail. What I do know is that Tom Brady is hot. Super hot. And therefore, the Patriots are the best team in the NFL. Until I find a guy better looking. Hot men are the only reason I watch sports. Which, incidentally, is why I started watching my white trashy nascar. Unfortunately, I got sucked in, and now I watch it like a drooling moron. :)
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Gumphood - 2005-09-08 13:20:04
Tom is pretty. I would prefer our kicker though, Adam. He's the guy that would get me to drop tough. Him and Jack Bauer. And Eric Bana. Maybe I should look into this.
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Gumphood - 2005-09-08 13:20:47
I posted this entry because I like football. In case you were confused.
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Belle - 2005-09-08 13:21:13
See? It's possible to post pretty ladies in a banner ad and get clicks and not have to resort to putting titties and cootchies up there for all to see. (Don't mind me, I'm just sick of all the porno banner ads, in plain English. People seem to forget that there are a lot of kids on d-land. No responsibility whatsoever. I rant. Sorry.) In other news, J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!
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Ryan Seacrest - 2005-09-08 13:29:58
Dude. You're so gay.
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Lu - 2005-09-08 13:30:08
Dearest Gump, I HATED THIS! Not that I totally detest football, but...oh...wait...I totally detest football. My uncle was a pro player and I went and saw him a couple times before he retired, and I literally fell asleep. It's one of the only sports I just can't get into. It, and of course, baseball. I'd rather watch golf, or pool. But of course, most people like it, so i'll forgive you. Your one saving grace was that you posted pictures, so I was like, "ewww football, scroll scroll scroll. Hey, a picture of some fruity looking guy...more football...ewww. Jon Voight. How I loathe thee." So at least I could you know...feel something about it.
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Clay Aiken - 2005-09-08 13:34:36
Flaming Mo.
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Guy With Shirt - 2005-09-08 13:36:52
Thats the faggiest picture of me ever.
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Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru - 2005-09-08 13:46:42
Gump is the new gay
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Tom Cruise - 2005-09-08 13:52:03
Gump is about as gay as I am. And thats so gay. I mean so NOT gay. not gay! Xenu rules!
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Andria - 2005-09-08 13:54:58
I think maybe you should look into your fondness for pretty boys.

Gump is the new gay is HILARIOUS. Because, take it from Richard Simmons, being the old gay is NO FUN.
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Meany - 2005-09-08 14:26:35
I would yell at you, but I don't have the energy. So I'll just type quietly at you. Happy?
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Gumphood - 2005-09-08 14:34:39
I like how I am "the gay" when I write the manly football entry. I mean talk about getting the short end of the stick.
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rok - 2005-09-08 14:42:43
Pleh! Gay or not? NO INTEREST IN FOOTBALL!!! /yelling
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Lu - 2005-09-08 15:09:51
Sexy.
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Andria - 2005-09-08 15:34:05
Hey, don't try to blame your out-of-the-closet-fruitiness on me, mister. ;)
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Summer Gale - 2005-09-08 15:58:28
I have a weakness for the Ravens too but it's because one of their colors is purple and their stadium has gargoyles in it! Not the most scientific approach but I like it.
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Andria - 2005-09-08 16:28:56
Gump, nothing says "happy birthday dad" like announcing you're gay on his birthday. Even if you're not, wouldn't it be fun to see his reaction??
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nortina - 2005-09-08 16:53:03
So after you stopped talking about decorating I was totally lost. But until then I thought I almost understood the sport.
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Procrasto - 2005-09-08 17:02:11
Um. I understood various words - but not the overall syntax? Football? Hockey baby. Is about to be back. Come to Montreal - watch a game. Loser buys the beer. Deal?
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-09-08 17:15:21
I didn't even read past the "yell at me in my comments" line. I'll believe you are not gay if you fly to Houston this weekend and bang me like a storm door in a hurri ... oops, bad timing for that line. I'll just fire myself now.
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awittykitty - 2005-09-08 17:56:20
My family used to have season tickets to the S.F. 49ers and the only part of attending the game that I liked was this white hot blinding hope that the camera would pan up and I'd be on national television. p.s. Gay guys are hot!! Ya wanna come listen to some Broadway show tunes with me? :-)
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ZOe' - 2005-09-08 18:51:27
I don't know enough about football to say your predictions are good or not, but I know my boyfriend would have your head for having the Steeler's so low on the list! But eh, I won't tell him what you wrote! :)
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candoor - 2005-09-08 19:28:19
I just noticed, coming up for air, that I have a live fantasy football draft tomorrow afternoon on Yahoo... league # 211978 and the password is football... I created the lague months ago and forgot about it... that's why the bad taste in theme names... call me 407-325-1482 if you must :)
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Gumps #1 Fan - 2005-09-08 19:52:47
OMFG!LOLZ! GUMPS TEH GAY!!!111!1!!!ELEVENTY!!ONE
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professional sports are wrong on so many levels - 2005-09-08 21:09:01
all the starving and suffering going on in the world that i am trying not to think about and you have to start up with the damn football again. how dare you make me think of politics? i hate you. love, jj
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Amber - 2005-09-08 21:53:01
Gump... football is so incredibly BORING. See? It's capital letters boring! Plus, it doesn't make any sense. I mean, seriously. How can you have a FULL back, a HALF back, and a QUARTER back... but no THREE QUARTERS back?? I know, I know. I'm a girl so sue me :P. Andria was right about the hot men though. And about NASCAR - I love it! Your one saving grace is this comments section. Oh, how I laughed! So I guess I shall have to come back and see if you can redeem yourself :).
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Sharon - 2005-09-08 22:19:51
Um...i might the only girl who loves football around here...so I loved your entry even though you made fun of San Diego [and even though, in your pick, you said "i like their stuff"...although I didn't feel that was genuine feeling]..So Phillip ranted and raved about the Dolphins? HA! And yes Adam Vinatieri [sp?] is fucking hot although my favorite player is Rodney Harrison. This was such a boring comment. Your sycophants are gay and girly.
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hallie - 2005-09-08 22:23:42
I LOVE THE PATRIOTS! I didn't actually read the entry. So I don't know what it's about. But I saw your banner and w00t, go Patriots!
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rinnalynette - 2005-09-08 22:42:16
oh boy. football. *falls asleep*
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GoingLoopy - 2005-09-08 22:55:41
{EMITS GIANT GRUNTING SLEEP APNEA SNORE}
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sexyatheist - 2005-09-08 23:27:59
write more of these entries. many more. god i love football. more than life itself. well, almost. although, as a colts fan, the patriots are our mortal enemies. because they beat us, i admit, but hate them i do. and as for the dolphins on the bottom of your list, may i remind you of the last time you guys played them? your pretty boy QB threw more to them than his own team and the super bowl champs lost to the last team in football. i'm just waiting for you guys to go down. and you will.
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New England? - 2005-09-08 23:34:14
Since when does New England have a football team? No wait, since when does New England even exist?
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moonfaeryy - 2005-09-09 00:35:41
Gump, write all you want about football...I LIVE for it! I think your entry was very insightful. I agree on the Lions, they do suck! I do have to say, that I'm glad NE just beat Oakland...because I HATE R@ndy Moss! Tom Brady is HOT! I'll give you that! Sorry, just rambling....
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Kathryn - 2005-09-09 10:37:47
At first I thought this entry was hilarious, but a bit sad because of all the football obsession. Then I realized makeup is the girl's football and I relaxed and enjoyed the rest of the entry :) Good job Gump, and congrats on all the gay celebrity followers you have. And Ryan Seacrest.
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Princess - 2005-09-09 12:05:17
Your analysis seemed good. Not a pat fan, but thats mainly cause I don't understand how an entire region can only have one team. Miami and the Broncos are gonna suck. You could have left it at that. I have a soft spot for Brian Griese, but man.... talk about an early peak. hes way hotter then tom brady.
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Sarah - 2005-09-09 13:13:47
I can't say I know a great deal about pro football. In fact, I'm not sure how I was convinced to join a fantasy football league. But I can say this: Peyton Manning is on my team so I'm going to go giggle like a little girl now. GO YANKEES!
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erin - 2005-09-09 14:34:09
the banner did nothing for me, and i in fact did not click on it any of the times i saw it, but it's probably more because the cheerleader reminds me of kim basinger, who may be in her 40s, and the (somewhat) recent story of a married woman in her late 30s with three kids who is a sports cheerleader. bottom line? i likes my rah-rahs young!
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onewetleg - 2005-09-09 15:04:37
no, no excuse. you are smarter than that, mr gump.
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jackie - 2005-09-10 00:25:22
im a massachusetts girl. the banner caught my eye. it was the only one that wasnt hissandtell! ha!
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Jenn - 2005-09-20 11:16:14
Screw you (but not really)! I LOVE the bills - the only true NY team mind you. Even if they do suck! :)
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