2005-10-31 - 11:58 a.m. Halloween House Party Golddigger. � Now ain�t say that it�s a hot track, but I can�t get it out my head. And the thing I like is the lyrics are really funny. The last verse I think is the best. I played this song at the house party I had on Saturday, which I really must say was a success. Here are my party awards (pictures tomorrow) Best Costume � The house that hosted the party last hear came as the entire cast of Anchorman. It was awesome. They stayed in Character the whole time. Best Freak out � Me when an O-ring blew on the keg, by exclaiming �We�re fuck. We�re so fucked. We�re all so fucked. Fuck me fucked we!� I was drunk. The problem was fixed. Best Party Foul � Anniewaits spilling red wine on the floor. Totally saw it coming, totally classic. Reminded me of old times. Best Beer Pong Run � Datchery and New Roommate Kasey. No one saw that coming. Best Surprise � Kasey, the new roommate, turned out to be a really big plus to the party. We hadn�t really gotten to know her much before this. Best Random Guest � Guy dressed up like a Ringwraith/Jawa (shocking how close those two costumes are) and never took off his mask� the reason why this was good was because no one knows who he was. If you asked him �who are you� he�d say �A ringwraith� and then you�d be to embarrassed to ask �do I know you?� Best Solo Theme -- Ready was the "Beer Bandit" and put pictures of himself on a wanted poster around the house. That was fun. Best Makeshift Costume -- Coleman gets home, borrows my Cape (yes I own a cape) and just comes down as a "naughty vampire" in like 3 seconds. Damn you girls and your easy costumes. Best Drunk Moment � When I tried to set my clock to the �correct� time and I set it forward 2 and half hours, and set the alarm for 9:00 AM. Best Sober Moment � Datchery let out an honest to goodness little too loud �Whoa� when Holley came in wearing the Marlin Monroe dress. Weirdest Party Moment � The cops didn�t show up. Really. They come 9:30 one night�we go to 4:30/5:30 and nothing� Weirdest Next Day Event � Our entire basement floor was covered in their weird colored rock gravel. Listen�there is no explanation for this. I think. Biggest Bail � My college roommate! He couldn�t make it, but it was last minute. Best Beer Call � I said we wouldn�t run out of beer and we didn�t even come close. I mean, we could throw the party again, and we�d still be fine. I am a beer psychic. Best Drunk Decision � To let other people do shots of my absinth. After last time, I didn�t need to do it again. Strangest Purchase � I bought a bottle of Hennessey for a guy who wanted some. When I asked the clerk where it was they looked at me weird. But like�I have no idea. It�s like a joke I am not in on. Worst Reaction to Drink � The Absinth was harsh, hardened drinkers coughed at its might, but these two girls did it and nothing. Not a �oh that was tough� or �it burned a little.� Just a �thanks� and that�s it. Puke award � No one I think. WHICH IS AMAZING! Man Down Award � Anniewaits was spotted in �man down� mode on the downstairs couch. This was followed by Kerbang, but he was sick. Best Decorations � Our house Worst Award � �Best Decorations� Random Fact Award � More girls made out with girls than guys with girls. Best Quote � When I was told to �put the wig back on.� | |||||||||||
