2004-07-29 - 10:20 a.m. Another DNC entry Since the Democratic National Convention has done such wonders like shut down every major road within the Boston area, my friends and I have had a lot of time to talk about things. This is usually bad. You see on the car ride back we were talking about classic fights. And not like Frasier vs Muhammad Ali, but fights in nature like Man vs Fish, or Cobra vs Mongoose. That�s when it got funny because we started talking about a comedian who wanted the abilities of a snake. �A rattling tale. That�s awesome. I want that!� And we were discussing tails. And how humans really blew it when evolution dropped off our tales. Because, admit it�wouldn�t having a tail be a lot better than not having one? The only three problems Tale size: whether this plays a role in sexual attraction. Sitting: because if you say on your tale wouldn�t it go all numb? Tale Maintenance: Would I have to dress it up? Would it go bald? Would curly haired tales be cuter? When I sat on the toilet to poop, would I have to worry about the tail? Would their be tail paper next to the toilet paper�just in case? Anyway, the conversation turned to fights between animals in the wild that are really unusual. And so I wanted to ask you what you think about this scenario. A pack of wolves is fighting a Great white Shark. Rules: The battle takes place in space; however both can breathe fine, and are equally acclimated to their environment. Who wins? | |||||||||||
