2005-12-15 - 8:45 a.m. If Gump Could change one thing about the world... Okay, I just want to warn you that this is a horrifying thought I had. I always like "what if's" Like "What if Hamburgers were called Africas and Africa was called Hamburger." That's a stupid one. Still, I often wonder things like that. Dingus' "What if we ate in private, and had sex in public and there were porns of fat people eating." It's pretty arbitrary. I believe this could happen. Like if I were born in New York, I'd probably be a Yankees fan. Sad but true. If I was born in Pittsburg, I'd probably hate the Patriots and want to suckle at Bill Cower's jawline. I think you get the point. The more interesting question are "how would the world be different if one tiny thing about people were changed" Like if humans had fangs, would the length of the fang turn into an attraction or a detraction. Would it be like breast size? Or would huge fangs be hideous? My idea is this. What if instead of breast feeding, after the woman gave birth, it was the man who had to feed the child. But this was done by the child suckaling at the penis, not the nipple. All of NAM B LA just got collective stiffy. I apologize. But honestly, that would be the strangest thing in the world. It would drastically change the role men have in raising children! We'd really have to be responsible for the seeds we laid. I think a lot of men would stop being against "feeding" in public. And they'd probably be willing to have lots of kids�sick bastards we are. In the end I just don't think Men could be trusted with a penis that also produced Milk. I mean, the Lemonade practical joke isn't funny as it is. | |||||||||||
