2003-06-10 - 12:27 p.m. Explict Emails The problem with censoring email at work is that the mind of the person working doesn�t change. It just gets more clever. See my email is censored and it has only caused me to become more creative. Normally if I was having a conversation with a co-worker or friend I couldn�t use swear words or sexual explicit words. But does it matter? I say that it doesn�t Say I wanted to tell someone our activities for later in the evening. �Bro, dude, we should go get lit up. I really want to Grumping drinks so much Blang, until I barf. If we don�t get lit up I am gonna stick my foot in your Humpty.� The key here is that you know the meaning. But what I think works even better is using celebrity names to get the point across. �I want to stick Jonny Depp into your Demi Moore. Then we can J-lo all night long. Maybe you will even let me put it in your Christina.� I think we all know what�s dirty about that. The thing is that the lack of being explicit has made for a better email quality and frankly, better conversations. So until next time, all you Timberlakes can go Frog yourselves. | |||||||||||
